{"product_id":"0089218488893","title":"The Range Rider, Vol. 1","description":"\u003cbr\u003eAlthough no one has ever said that growing old is a zany laugh riot, humor certainly eases the path to and through one’s golden years. And here is a heaping dose of jokes and anecdotes (anecdotes for one’s anec-dotage, you might say) to lighten and brighten the day of anyone who’s reached that certain age. You and the special senior in your life will laugh at jokes about a wide range of subjects, including . . .\u003cp\u003eOne-Liners: “I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.” —Andy Rooney\u003cbr\u003eMemory: A senior citizen driving on the highway received a cell phone call from his wife. “Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!” The husband replied, “I know, but there isn’t just one—there are hundreds!”\u003cbr\u003eSex and the Senior: An eighty-two-year-old man went to his doctor for a physical. A few days later the doctor saw him walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSeveral days later the doctor spoke to his patient and commented, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe man replied, “I’m just doing what you said, Doc—‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.’”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe doctor said, “I didn't say that. I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur. Be careful.’”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eBelly Laughs\u003c\/i\u003e is a “lode” of fun for the young at heart of all ages, especially the golden age. Remember this bit of sage advice: “If you laugh a lot, when you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places.”\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GOTHAM DIST. CORP..***","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47084992659696,"sku":"0089218488893","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/0089218488893","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}