{"product_id":"2940000094358","title":"I'm a Vampire ... For Real","description":"Contains some BDSM scenes. No animals were harmed in the writing of this book. Formerly the fourth bride of a Romanian vampire master, Crina Vyrdelek has come to Northern Virginia where she has become the leading saleslady at 21st Century Golden Real Estate. Now she is trying hard to please all kinds of crazy clients--including a BDSM dominatrix who is dead set against animal cruelty--but even more determined to lure Crina into her own lifestyle. Crina's own tastes run more to the rugged were-Leading-Eye-Dog whom she hired to protect her. But before they can get together for hot sex and home sales, they must defeat the ones who are determined to stop them--by passing the Same Species Marriage Bill. Now the lovers' only hope is another controversial couple--the country's first openly undead congressman and the nation's First Banshee, whose mother is the first First Witch. But it might take that ditzy Domme to whip the whole thing into shape.  ","brand":"eXtasy eBooks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47143889207536,"sku":"2940000094358","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940000094358_p0.jpg?v=1763538504","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940000094358","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}