{"product_id":"2940000771587","title":"Just Patty","description":"\u003cp\u003ePatty and her two roommates from last year are back in school. And they're upset! School administration is trying to break up their dream team!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"It's a shame!\" says Priscilla.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"It's an outrage!\" says Conny.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"It's an insult!\" says Patty.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"To separate us now after we've been together three years --\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"And it isn't as though we were \u003cem\u003eawfully\u003c\/em\u003e bad last year. Lots of girls had more demerits.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Only our badness was sort of conspicuous,\" Patty admitted.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"But we were \u003cem\u003every\u003c\/em\u003e good the last three weeks,\" reminded Conny.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDon't worry, they'll work around it. And raise more heck this year than ever before. . . !\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"B\u0026R Samizdat Express","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47077479645424,"sku":"2940000771587","price":0.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940000771587_p0.jpg?v=1763545794","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940000771587","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}