{"product_id":"2940000798409","title":"Looking For The Road To Wisdom","description":"\u003cp\u003ePoor Ronny Carter! Illegitimate son of Crazy Cat Carter, the dirtiest female wrestler on the professional circuit, whose boyfriend wears girls' clothes and goes by the name of Cynthia.\u003cbr\u003eRonnie never had a birth certificate, never went to school, was taught to read and write by Mum's boozy chums, and educated himself from the books in the local free library, newest of which was 150 years old.\u003cbr\u003eRonny has an unquenchable thirst for knowledge.\u003cbr\u003eWhen Mum gets sent down or six months (assault and battery), Ronny tries to feed Cynthia and himself by practical if not moral means. (Ronnie was never taught morals.)\u003cbr\u003eCynthia runs off to Rabat and Ronny is sent to get him back. (We here discover how to get a passport without a birth certificate.)\u003cbr\u003eAn unexpected death puts Ronny in the hands of the police, where he looses his money and is deported to Vienna.\u003cbr\u003eIn Vienna he starts raising money by whatever means comes to mind.\u003cbr\u003eHe rather fancies fraud.\u003cbr\u003eSent to Yugoslavia on a errand for a crook, he gets mixed up in murder and is deported back to Vienna. The Austrian police deport him to Britain.\u003cbr\u003eBack in Britain Ronny finds himself in the most serious trouble yet. Oh, wow, yes.\u003cbr\u003ePoor Ronny!\u003cbr\u003eRead on, brace yourself and read on.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"John Barrett Rose","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47144176189680,"sku":"2940000798409","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940000798409_p0.jpg?v=1763546009","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940000798409","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}