{"product_id":"2940011055324","title":"Swan Songs: Extracts from my Life with Stardust Twinkles","description":"\u003cp\u003eMeet Tarn Swan and his unique partner Jonathan Lane, aka Stardust Twinkles. Meet their friends: the sweet but unlucky in love Lulu, Brian, the owner of the Pink Parrot Club, Twinkles’ favourite venue. There’s Natalie, Twinkles' deadly rival. There's Big Mary the bearded lady and Cherie Pie the Pink Parrot’s overweight resident songbird. There's Teddy and Maurice the ballroom dancing medics and poor Barry with halitosis and dreadful dress sense.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTarn takes you through a year in his life with all its trials, tribulations, heartaches and laughter. Transcribed from real time diary entries you'll see the year unfold just as it happened. This is a book you can dip into anywhere, anytime - on the train or bus, in the bedroom, the lounge, the kitchen and even the bath. A book for all genders and occasions. Please note, this book contains references to GLBT lifestyles as well as domestic discipline references. If such things are likely to offend then don’t read.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Tarn Swan","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47068466774256,"sku":"2940011055324","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940011055324_p0.jpg?v=1763899643","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940011055324","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}