{"product_id":"2940011262807","title":"Promises, Promises: a romp with plenty of dykes, a unicorn, an ogre, an oracle, a quest, a princess, and true love with a happily ever after","description":"\u003cp\u003eA talking pearl earring.\u003cbr\u003eA gleaming white unicorn.\u003cbr\u003eA flower from an ogre.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSandy Blunt, witch, has big dreams but C-average magic skills. Her only noteworthy talent is for paying extravagant compliments to women. Trouble is, when she uses that gift, she unwittingly foretells the future for a pretty princess. The punishment for prophesying about one of royal blood is death. With the help of ill-assorted companions, including a self-proclaimed princess in disguise with a wild imagination, a self-absorbed member of the royal guard, and the not-so-average girl next door, Sandy has a year and a day to travel to far-flung places – encountering such dangerous creatures as a dragon who writes awful poetry, slovenly elves, and boarding house landladies – to collect the weird and magical items needed to turn her prophecies into promises and so evade the executioner.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lethe Press, Inc.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47166223745264,"sku":"2940011262807","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940011262807_p0.jpg?v=1763548661","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940011262807","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}