{"product_id":"2940011394751","title":"Steel Drum Carnival","description":"\u003cp\u003eJack is a Project Manager, trapped and working for an incompetent Department Manager. Jack is just about to tell the Department Manager to take his job and shove it.\u003cbr\u003eJack gets a phone call from JB, the CEO. Jack walks out on the Department Manager and goes into a meeting with the CEO.\u003cbr\u003eJB wants to know why Jack gets contract renewals and other Project Mangers don't.\u003cbr\u003eJack explains that he knows the technical aspect of what he does. He also has a history of delivering on-schedule, on-spec and on-budget. He then throws a customer victory party that's heavy on broads, booze and bacchanal.\u003cbr\u003eThere are those who would rather lose contracts than, “...stoop to the tactics of the competition, or some of the more juvenile of the Project Managers here.” JB is not one of them.\u003cbr\u003eJB wants to know what Jack is planning.\u003cbr\u003eJack outlines his party plan, “AD rents Party Island, in the bay. I'll hire a steel drum band and some hot looking black ladies. I'll also hire some Hawaiians and some hot looking gold ladies. We'll then throw a noisy, raucous 'Limbo Luau.' My Hawaiians will cook the luau food to be served by the black and golden ladies and the steel band will provide wild music for the ladies to dance to.”\u003cbr\u003eJB thinks this over and says, “Of course, the ladies will dance naked.”\u003cbr\u003e“Hell, the customers will also dance naked. This is gonna be a wild party out there on the island! Everybody gonna get down and dirty.”\u003cbr\u003eJB gives the go-ahead and Jack puts together a truly memorable party.\u003cbr\u003eThe party is heavy on nudity, strip tease and sex. However, there are a lot of surprises along the way.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"R. Richard","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47080762278128,"sku":"2940011394751","price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940011394751_p0.jpg?v=1763942335","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940011394751","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}