{"product_id":"2940011400803","title":"The Semi-Complete Guide to Sort of Being a Gentleman","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Semi-Complete Guide to Sort of Being a Gentleman might be the most irresponsible book written since The Bible. And a bible it is, in its own right, for the billions of men alive today who have no clue how to behave in public or private situations.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDrawing from literally thousands of his countless private journals and personal scribblings, author Sir Gentleman Brock LaBorde, Esquire, this century’s self-proclaimed Master of Social Etiquette, painstakingly outlines his complex and erroneous guidelines for the impossible attainment of the ambiguous title of “gentleman”.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eImpolitely smearing the footsteps left behind by previous well-respected etiquette gurus, this book pompously dissects all aspects of a modern gentleman’s life, including:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Knowing when to mutilate yourself\u003cbr\u003e- The proper way to burp the Pope\u003cbr\u003e- Inviting yourself to parties\u003cbr\u003e- Extreme handkerchief maintenance\u003cbr\u003e- Dispensing needless advice to strangers\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Semi-Complete Guide to Sort of Being a Gentleman is valuable for any man who wishes to learn how not to act in his everyday life. It is also valuable because a certain amount of paper, money, paper money, and other resources were used to print and distribute this book.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brock LaBorde","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47145109192944,"sku":"2940011400803","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940011400803_p0.jpg?v=1763548863","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940011400803","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}