{"product_id":"2940011465635","title":"Short Story Coupling: Border Patrol, A Fairy Tale","description":"\u003cp\u003eShort Story Coupling: Border Patrol (and) A Fairy Tale, brings together two farcical tales involving characters desperately longing for a better life (or at least some amorous coupling). In Border Patrol, a senior military officer close to retirement is teamed with a wild new recruit (with ties to a couple of infamous southern families) and placed in a boring outpost by the homeland security chiefs. Bringing a little spice to their lives starts a chain of events involving a Chicago model and an Arab terrorist. Events continue to swing wildly out of control until they hit the wall in a weird conclusion that will have you screaming \"WHAAAT?\" and possibly dropping your ebook device (sorry). A Fairy Tale is best imagined being told by Edward Everett Horton (if you're old enough to remember Rocky \u0026amp; Bullwinkle) and shows what can happen when a hairy fairy godmother (picture Bruce Vilanch) waves the tinsel stick (and other assorted things from his...er, her magic bag) to teach a pudgy aging princess how to find a hot young prince in the age of internet technology. Nothing and no one is sacred in the twisted tales that emerge here.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Jeff Roby","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47145112600816,"sku":"2940011465635","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940011465635_p0.jpg?v=1763549399","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940011465635","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}