{"product_id":"2940011508240","title":"Buffy The Erection Slayer","description":"\u003cp\u003eBuffy liked sex. She had standards. She wasn't interested, for instance, if a man had a wife or girlfriend already. But the problem was that men were like little lost puppies sometimes, and sometimes she just couldn't resist taking them home. And then, occasionally, she thought they were single, when in fact, they weren't. That was how she ended up with five men on the hook. And that was fine, except that all five men were in dysfunctional relationships with either a wife or girlfriend. And Buffy simply gave them what their significant others would not.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThen one of the girlfriends found out about Buffy. She told the other women about her, and they all banded together to go on a tar and feathering party.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut it didn't quite turn out like they thought it would. For one thing, Buffy wasn't afraid of them. For another, she seemed to know exactly what was wrong with each relationship. Not only that ... she knew what needed to be done to repair things.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll the women needed was some practice and experience.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd Buffy, of course, knew how to arrange that too.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCome along on a roller coaster ride that looks like it's just a plain and simple smutty book, until you might just find yourself having to re-define the term \"slut.\" But you have to be very tall to ride this ride. This book is not appropriate for those under the age of eighteen.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Robert Lubrican","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47068668756208,"sku":"2940011508240","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940011508240_p0.jpg?v=1763549581","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940011508240","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}