{"product_id":"2940011869938","title":"The Devil's Dictionary","description":"Phela Orm\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eABSENT, adj. Peculiarly exposed to the tooth of detraction; vilifed; hopelessly in the wrong; superseded in the consideration and affection of another.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTo men a man is but a mind. Who cares What face he carries or what form he wears? But woman's body is the woman. O, Stay thou, my sweetheart, and do never go, But heed the warning words the sage hath said: A woman absent is a woman dead.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJogo Tyree\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eABSENTEE, n. A person with an income who has had the forethought to remove himself from the sphere of exaction.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eABSOLUTE, adj. Independent, irresponsible. An absolute monarchy is one in which the sovereign does as he pleases so long as he pleases the assassins. Not many absolute monarchies are left, most of them having been replaced by limited monarchies, where the sovereign's power for evil","brand":"qasim idrees","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47152147661040,"sku":"2940011869938","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940011869938_p0.jpg?v=1763550793","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940011869938","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}