{"product_id":"2940011919534","title":"Valentine","description":"This story is a fictional account of my closest friend and intimate, Gloria Valentine. This is her real name and I am using it here with her full permission. The fact and fiction stated here, is such that only Val herself can separate the absolute truths of this tale. I did find some of Val's statements harder to swallow than a mouth full of a Willy's warm ejaculate, but Val is quite the intricate narrator and loves emoting perceived events.\u003cbr\u003e For instance, Val told me this vignette about her college Math teacher, Herman Lewis. She was failing terribly and went to discuss her fear of failing his class, and met with him, one-on-one. The old Professor was nearing seventy and had heard every excuse in the book from failing students. \u003cbr\u003e \"Doctor Lewis,\" Val began, \"I'm having extreme difficulty concentrating in your class. I fixate on your crotch and fantasize on your penis. I am intrigued with wanting to know if it is still functional and whether or not you can still have orgasms.\"","brand":"NLP","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47080911470832,"sku":"2940011919534","price":1.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940011919534_p0.jpg?v=1763551182","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940011919534","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}