{"product_id":"2940011989957","title":"Scrooge, the Vampire","description":"With Ebenezer Scrooge, there's something wrong, really wrong! The old codger smells, he keeps the counting house freezing, people are going missing. His affable clerk, Bob Cratchit wants to know.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe whole sordid truth is that SCROOGE is a VAMPIRE, made so my Jacob Marley and bent on making those about him miserable. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut Bob Cratchit has a deep, dark secret, too! He's a STAKER, or skilled vampire hunter, swift with the stake who meets with others in a small church in the clearing. Their mission? To stamp out every Unwell, (or vampire) in London and about. Tiny Tim has been nipped on the leg by an Unwell and might not make it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWill Cratchit snuff Scrooge, or will the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future show Scrooge his destiny if he's to become a man again.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eScrooge, the Vampire is the humorous re-telling of Dickens' beloved classic, A Christmas Carol with expanded text by the author (Julie Schronk).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou'll never think of Scrooge the same again after reading it.","brand":"Julie Schronk","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47073339080944,"sku":"2940011989957","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940011989957_p0.jpg?v=1763552140","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940011989957","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}