{"product_id":"2940012085863","title":"Jokes: Joke Book \u0026 Funny Stories - Book 2","description":"A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003eHe is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNaturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHe presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003eUpstairs the wife thinks (not being a dummy, this one). . .\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eShe appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe husband says, \"Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!\" \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHe never heard the gunshot. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFuneral is on Thursday. . .at Noon. Closed coffin.","brand":"Mary Knippers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47069019111664,"sku":"2940012085863","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940012085863_p0.jpg?v=1763552234","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940012085863","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}