{"product_id":"2940012503886","title":"The Toilet Business","description":"What (completely real) people are saying about The Toilet Business:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Hilarious!\" - Stacey's BFF\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"I think I just peed a little. You're gonna change my name, right?\" - \"Chantal\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Can you get me some more apple juice?\" - G.Benefiel, age 4\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Want to see me eat glass? Parking lot. Two minutes.\" - the guy on the barstool next to me at the TT in 1997.*\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e*Okay, this quote has nothing to do with The Toilet Business. It also had nothing to do with the conversation I was having with that guy in '97.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e*****\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStacey Wallace Benefiel has been a butcher, a baker and would totally entertain the idea of being a candlestick maker.\u003cbr\u003eOver the past eighteen years she’s worked nearly fifty jobs, ninety percent of which were crappy. \u003cbr\u003eFrom motel housekeeper, to fry cook, to Tower Records salesperson, Stacey has weathered her employment adventures with a smile on her face, uncomfortable shoes on her feet, and a double Jack and Coke in hand.\u003cbr\u003eHer employment history gives new meaning to the phrase retail therapy.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e*****\u003cbr\u003eThe Toilet Business is intended for readers over 18 due to language and semi-illegal shenanigans.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e*****\u003cbr\u003eThis is an e-book of approximately 22,000 words.","brand":"Stacey Wallace Benefiel","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47145417834736,"sku":"2940012503886","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940012503886_p0.jpg?v=1763569797","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940012503886","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}