{"product_id":"2940012506474","title":"How To Cook A Husband","description":"A humorous account of how to prepare a proper husband …\u003cbr\u003e\"A great many husbands are spoiled by mismanagement. Some women go about it as if their husbands were bladders, and blow them up; others keep them constantly in hot water; others let them freeze, by their carelessness and indifference. Some keep them in a stew, by irritating ways and words; others roast them; some keep them in pickle all their lives. Now it is not to be supposed that any husband will be good, managed in this way - turnips wouldn't; onions wouldn't; cabbage heads wouldn't, and husbands won't; but they are really delicious when properly treated.”\u003cbr\u003e“It is a good cook that makes an appetizing dish out of poor material, and when a woman makes a delicious husband out of little or nothing she may rank as a chef.”","brand":"Robin Michell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47152487334128,"sku":"2940012506474","price":0.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940012506474_p0.jpg?v=1763569577","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940012506474","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}