{"product_id":"2940012682031","title":"CRAZY SHIT CHARLIE SHEEN SAYS (Special Nook Edition) Charlie Sheen's Most Bat Shit Crazy Quotes (A Shit My Dad Says Parody Book) Quotes by Charlie Sheen, Star of Two and a Half Men and Violent Torpedo of Truth NOOKbook","description":"ALL OF CHARLIE SHEEN'S MOST BAT SH*T CRAZY QUOTES IN A SINGLE NOOK COLLECTION!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAN OUTLANDISH CHARLIE SHEEN QUOTE ON EVERY SINGLE PAGE!!!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"I have a different constitution. I have a different brain; I have a different heart; I got tiger blood, man. My brain...fires in a way that is - I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm.  Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs.\"\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e“I’m tired of pretending like I’m not special. I’m tired of pretending like I’m not bitchin’, a total freakin’ rock star from Mars.”\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\"You borrow my brain for five seconds and just be like dude, can't handle it, unplug this bastard. It fires in a way that is, I don't know, maybe not from this terrestrial realm. When you've got tiger blood and Adonis DNA, it's like, get with the program dude.\"\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e“I’m not bi-polar … I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what? If I'm bi-polar, aren't there moments where a guy like crashes in the corner like, 'Oh my God, it's all my mom's fault!' Shut up! Shut up! Stop! Move forward.\"\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e“I guess I’m just that goddamn bitchin’.”\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e“People can’t figure me out, they can’t process me, I don’t expect them to. You can’t process me with the normal brain.”\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\"Do not fear...the Sheenius is here!\"\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e“I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time — and this includes naps — I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.”\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\"That's how I roll. And if it's too gnarly for people, then buh-bye.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTABLE OF CONTENTS\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCharlie Sheen on Charlie Sheen\u003cbr\u003eCharlie Sheen on His Enemies\u003cbr\u003eCharlie Sheen on Drugs\u003cbr\u003eCharlie Sheen on Women\u003cbr\u003eCharlie Sheen on His Disputes with CBS and Warner Brothers\u003cbr\u003eCharlie Sheen on WTF???\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNote: This is a book of humor, parody and satire.  It is not endorsed by Charlie Sheen, Two and a Half Men™ or Shit My Dad Says™","brand":"Hollywood Books Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47145403810032,"sku":"2940012682031","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940012682031_p0.jpg?v=1763571441","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940012682031","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}