{"product_id":"2940012831613","title":"How to Live Forever","description":"Meet David Black, a young family doc whose solo practice has spectacularly tanked. So has his marriage; the two are not unrelated. His best friend, Oz, wants him to reinvent himself, offering their fellow Boulderites everything they need to live forever (or at least long enough for Oz to profit and retire).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDavid balks.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003eAt first.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhat follows is a romp of a read, a comedy with heart — from the characters who staff the new clinic to pursuit by pheromone-crazed wildlife, a real live cliff-hanger, and the love that, in the end, might just save him. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eVisit the exotic New-Age mecca of Boulder, Colorado, and get to know\u003cbr\u003eDavid, hapless idealist and reluctant hero,\u003cbr\u003eJunie Blanche, Ph.D. candidate and New Orleans immigrant,\u003cbr\u003eOz Garcia, entrepreneur and Master of Bad Habits,\u003cbr\u003eShriana, organic beauty and trophy wife aspirant,\u003cbr\u003eDon Gilmore, hypochondriac and hemp magnate,\u003cbr\u003eCyrus P. Flint, slowly expiring longevity scientist,\u003cbr\u003eMiss Paula and Dr. Biggs, fearsomely muscular HGH hawkers,\u003cbr\u003eBeatriz Hanacanahuolipalipalulu, Kava Kava smuggler...\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e...and, of course, the happy but complicated staff of the Forever Clinic:\u003cbr\u003eDr. Quinn Quinn, former health guru and cross-dressing fugitive,\u003cbr\u003eNancy Ouvenstrasser, lonely masseuse and closet intellectual,\u003cbr\u003eAdeline and Thomas Thinna, starving diet \u0026amp; fitness pros,\u003cbr\u003eand Howie Krishna, Yogitation instructor and actual Real Thing.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e(Warning: while many local statutes prohibit the sale of How To Live Forever as a wellness and longevity guide, there remains a modest danger that the reader might inadvertently absorb one if not more aspects of its radically 'Reasonable Approach to Semi-Optimal Health'.)","brand":"The Fool Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47171146842352,"sku":"2940012831613","price":0.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940012831613_p0.jpg?v=1763572797","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940012831613","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}