{"product_id":"2940012844903","title":"GOOPS AND HOW TO BE THEM","description":"TABLE OF CONTENTS\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e  Introduction                                          _Page_ 1\u003cbr\u003e  Table Manners--I                                             3\u003cbr\u003e  Table Manners--II                                            5\u003cbr\u003e  Cleanliness                                                  7\u003cbr\u003e  Neatness                                                     9\u003cbr\u003e  Courtesy                                                    11\u003cbr\u003e  Generosity                                                  13\u003cbr\u003e  Consideration                                               15\u003cbr\u003e  Miss Manners                                                17\u003cbr\u003e  Borrowing                                                   19\u003cbr\u003e  Memory                                                      21\u003cbr\u003e  Books                                                       23\u003cbr\u003e  Honesty                                                     25\u003cbr\u003e  \"Why?\"                                                      27\u003cbr\u003e  Bed-Time                                                    29\u003cbr\u003e  Modesty                                                     31\u003cbr\u003e  Disfiguration                                               33\u003cbr\u003e  Bravery                                                     35\u003cbr\u003e  Tidiness                                                    37\u003cbr\u003e  Patience                                                    39\u003cbr\u003e  Fortitude                                                   41\u003cbr\u003e  George Adolphus                                             43\u003cbr\u003e  Politeness                                                  45\u003cbr\u003e  Gentleness                                                  47\u003cbr\u003e  Hospitality                                                 49\u003cbr\u003e  Pets                                                        51\u003cbr\u003e  Remember                                                    53\u003cbr\u003e  Curiosity                                                   55\u003cbr\u003e  Willy                                                       57\u003cbr\u003e  Clothes                                                     59\u003cbr\u003e  Helpfulness                                                 61\u003cbr\u003e  Quietness                                                   63\u003cbr\u003e  Order                                                       65\u003cbr\u003e  Teasing                                                     67\u003cbr\u003e  Interruption                                                69\u003cbr\u003e  Cry-Baby                                                    71\u003cbr\u003e  Caution                                                     73\u003cbr\u003e  Tardiness                                                   75\u003cbr\u003e  Obedience                                                   77\u003cbr\u003e  Church Headaches                                            79\u003cbr\u003e  Perseverance                                                81\u003cbr\u003e  Doll-Time                                                   83\u003cbr\u003e  Combing and Curling                                         85\u003cbr\u003e  Cheerfulness                                                87\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e_Of these Rhymes, ten first appeared in_ \"St. Nicholas,\" _and are here\u003cbr\u003ereprinted by permission of the_ Century Company.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e[Illustration: Introduction]\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e_INTRODUCTION_\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e    Let me introduce a Race\u003cbr\u003e    Void of Beauty and of Grace,\u003cbr\u003e    Extraordinary Creatures\u003cbr\u003e    With a Paucity of Features.\u003cbr\u003e    Though their Forms are fashioned ill,\u003cbr\u003e    They have Manners stranger still;\u003cbr\u003e    For in Rudeness they're Precocious,\u003cbr\u003e    They're Atrocious, they're Ferocious!\u003cbr\u003e    Yet you'll learn, if you are Bright,\u003cbr\u003e    Politeness from the Impolite.\u003cbr\u003e    When you've finished with the Book,\u003cbr\u003e    At your Conduct take a Look;\u003cbr\u003e    Ask yourself, upon the Spot,\u003cbr\u003e    _Are you Goop, or are you Not?_\u003cbr\u003e    For, although it's Fun to See them\u003cbr\u003e    It is TERRIBLE to Be them!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e[Illustration]\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e[Illustration: Table Manners.--I.]\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e_TABLE MANNERS.--I._\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e  The Goops they lick their fingers,\u003cbr\u003e    And the Goops they lick their knives;\u003cbr\u003e  They spill their broth on the tablecloth--\u003cbr\u003e    Oh, they lead disgusting lives!\u003cbr\u003e  The Goops they talk while eating,\u003cbr\u003e    And loud and fast they chew;\u003cbr\u003e  And that is why I'm glad that I\u003cbr\u003e    Am not a Goop--are you?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e[Illustration]\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e[Illustration: Table Manners.--II.]","brand":"SAP","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47179828789488,"sku":"2940012844903","price":0.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940012844903_p0.jpg?v=1763572951","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940012844903","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}