{"product_id":"2940012926456","title":"Blooper Heroes; Or, God Bless You, Mr. Vonnegut","description":"During the great writer’s strike of 2007-08 Hollywood stars were forced to take on less-than-glamorous projects to keep themselves in designer handbags and new Humvees. One such project was Blooper Heroes, a celebrity-studded MovieBook©.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA mysterious burst of energy during a small-town high school football game leaves citizens (played by fabulous celebrities) with useless superpowers such as a flaming head, telepathic power over cheese, total loss of friction, magnetic attraction to chicken, and random time-travel. Convinced terrorists are responsible for the attack the government sends ground troops into Estonia and abducts the super-powered citizens so they can be indoctrinated and used as weapons in the war. Meanwhile Oprah seeks to further her plans of global conquest by using a code hidden in her newest book club pick that controls the minds of its readers. Kurt Vonnegut (who randomly time-travels—may he RIP) discovers a terrible post-apocalyptic future where men have been eradicated, Britney Spears is queen, and the only survivors live in Wal-Mart.  Only one thing is certain: Oprah is responsible and she must be stopped.\u003cbr\u003eWith a staggering celebrity death-toll, rampant dick and fart jokes, and a slew of unobtrusive product placements Blooper Heroes is satire run amok; both commentary on our media-obsessed culture and rollicking politically-incorrect fun.","brand":"Quetzalcoatl Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47068629729520,"sku":"2940012926456","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940012926456_p0.jpg?v=1763574507","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940012926456","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}