{"product_id":"2940012942548","title":"The Rationalization Diet (crumbs don't count)","description":"Now you can learn to enjoy your food and STICK TO YOUR DIET!\u003cbr\u003eSome say that THE RATIONALIZATION DIET is a parody.\u003cbr\u003eOthers swear by it (and at it).\u003cbr\u003eThis book is for anyone who has:\u003cbr\u003e • Dieted\u003cbr\u003e • Thought about dieting\u003cbr\u003e • Failed at dieting\u003cbr\u003e • Hated dieting\u003cbr\u003e • Enjoyed dieting (yes, there are seven of them out there)\u003cbr\u003e • Wishes there was a diet just for you…\u003cbr\u003e • Or just wants to laugh at dieting!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFirst published in 1998, the breakthrough RATIONALIZATION DIET has remained an underground classic anti-diet. Now it returns with more and better facts, factoids, theories and rationalizations.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe times have changed, but THE RATIONALIZATION DIET's purpose remains the same -- to make you laugh about dieting.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHalf a slice of pizza has only one quarter the calories, carbs and fats of a whole slice.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Exercise Machine Rationalization: Simply by purchasing expensive exercise equipment-cross-trainers, exercycles, one of those weird bun or stomach crunch things they sell on late night TV-you have done the equivalent of a year's worth of workouts... Now you can use it as a clothes rack.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd many many more.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRationalizations for the home, office and dining out.\u003cbr\u003eNow with a new collection of Beer Rationalizations for guys who like to consume mass quantities.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eToo much fat? No way!\u003cbr\u003eToo many carbs? Not a problem.\u003cbr\u003eLots of calories? Excellent!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRemember, you can eat it, if you can rationalize it.","brand":"Light Publications","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47082011885808,"sku":"2940012942548","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940012942548_p0.jpg?v=1763574789","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940012942548","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}