{"product_id":"2940013096295","title":"How to Learn Any Language - Quickly, Easily, Inexpensively, Enjoyably and On Your Own - by Barry Farber - Founder of the Language Club\/Nationally Syndicated Talk Show Host","description":"Contents\u003cbr\u003eAcknowledgements\u003cbr\u003eIntroduction\u003cbr\u003ePart I: My Story\u003cbr\u003eA Life of Language Learning\u003cbr\u003ePart II: The System\u003cbr\u003eDo As I Now Say, Not As I Then Did\u003cbr\u003ePsych Up\u003cbr\u003eFrench or Tagalog: Choosing a Language\u003cbr\u003eGathering Your Tools\u003cbr\u003eThe Multiple Track Attack\u003cbr\u003eHidden Moments\u003cbr\u003eHarry Lorayne’s Magic Memory Aid\u003cbr\u003eThe Plunge\u003cbr\u003eMotivations\u003cbr\u003eLanguage Power to the People\u003cbr\u003eBack to Basics\u003cbr\u003eLast Words Before the Wedding\u003cbr\u003ePart III: Appendices\u003cbr\u003eThe Language Club\u003cbr\u003eThe Principal Languages of the World\u003cbr\u003eFarber’s Language Reviews\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHow to Learn Any Language\u003cbr\u003eIntroduction\u003cbr\u003eThis may be the most frequently told joke in the world – it’s repeated every day in almost every language:\u003cbr\u003e“What do you call a person who speaks two languages?”\u003cbr\u003e“Bilingual.”\u003cbr\u003e“What do you call a person who speaks three languages?”\u003cbr\u003e“Trilingual.”\u003cbr\u003e“What do you call a person who speaks four languages?”\u003cbr\u003e“Quadrilingual.”\u003cbr\u003e“What do you call a person who speaks only one language?”\u003cbr\u003e“An American!”\u003cbr\u003eWith your help this book can wipe that smile off the world’s face.\u003cbr\u003eThe reason Americans have been such notoriously poor language learners up to now is twofold:\u003cbr\u003e1. We’ve never really had to learn other peoples’ languages before, and\u003cbr\u003e2. Almost all foreign language instruction available to the average American has been until now (one hates to be cruel) worthless. “I took two years of high school French and four more years in college and I couldn’t even order orange juice in Marseilles” is more than a self effacing exaggeration. It’s a fact, a shameful, culturally impoverishing, economically dangerous, self defeating fact!\u003cbr\u003eModern commerce and communications have erased reason 1.\u003cbr\u003eYou and the method laid out in this book, working together, will erase reason 2.\u003cbr\u003eIt started for me when I learned that the Norwegian word for “squirrel” was acorn. It may have been spelled ekorn, but it was pronounced acorn. Then I learned that “Mickey Mouse” in Swedish is Mussie Pig. Again, the Swedish spelling varied, but so\u003cbr\u003ewhat? As delights like those continued to come my way, I realised I was being locked tighter and tighter into the happy pursuit of language love and language learning.\u003cbr\u003eMy favourite music is the babble of strange tongues in the marketplace. No painting, no art, no photograph in the world can excite me as much as a printed page of text in a foreign language I can’t read – yet!\u003cbr\u003eI embraced foreign language study as a hobby as a teenager in 1944. When I was inducted into the army in 1952, I was tested and qualified for work in fourteen different languages. Since then I’ve expanded my knowledge of those languages and taken up others. Whether fluently or fragmentally, I can now express myself in twenty-five languages.\u003cbr\u003eThat may sound like a boast, but it’s really a confession. Having spent so many years with no other hobby, I should today be speaking every one of those languages much better than I do. If you’re a beginner, you may be impressed to hear me order a meal in Chinese or discuss the Tito-Stalin split in Serbo-Croatian, but only I know how much time and effort I wasted over those years thinking I was doing the right thing to increase my command of those and other languages.\u003cbr\u003eThis book, then, does not represent the tried and true formula I’ve been using since 1944. It presents the tried and true formula I’d use if I could go back to 1944 and start all over again!\u003cbr\u003eCommon sense tells us we can’t have dessert before we finish the meal; we can’t have a slim figure until we diet; we can’t have strong muscles until we exercise; we won’t have a fortune until we make it. So far common sense is right.\u003cbr\u003eCommon sense also tells us, however, that we can’t enjoy communicating in a foreign language until we learn it. This means years of brain benumbing conjugations, declensions, idioms, exceptions, subjunctives, and irregular verbs. And here common sense is wrong, completely wrong. When it comes to learning foreign languages, we can start with the dessert and then use its sweetness to inspire us to back up and devour the main course.\u003cbr\u003eWhat six year old child ever heard of a conjugation? Wouldn’t you love to be able to converse in a foreign language as well as all the children of that tongue who’ve not yet heard of grammar? No, we’re not going to rise up as one throaty revolutionary mob, depose grammar, drag it out of the palace by the heels, and burn it in the main square. We’re just going to put grammar in its place. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTO BE CONTINUED... 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