{"product_id":"2940013150508","title":"Two Weeks At Gay Banana Hot Springs","description":"When Margaret Butler (aka \"Ret\" Butler) receives the rundown Gay Banana Hot Springs Resort \u0026amp; Spa from her rich, redneck father, she feels like she's been given a second chance at life. Her self-induced delusional euphoria is soon shattered by...uh, Daddy, who seems suddenly and mysteriously intent on running her out of business. Because he can? Or, does he have a deep, dark secret reason? \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd what does Ret's seemingly clueless mother know? Quite a bit, it turns out! But Ret is pre-occupied: She has grand larceny on her mind, pink mischief on her lips and a chance to rendezvous with an old flame, the ever-lovely Wilhelmina White. Ret is not about to let some old geezer with too much money ruin her grand plans for the Gay Banana--even if he is her father. This will end well, right? What could go wrong?","brand":"Bon View Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47082363453680,"sku":"2940013150508","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940013150508_p0.jpg?v=1763577652","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940013150508","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}