{"product_id":"2940013180857","title":"Grandpa, What Did You Do On The Way To The Rest Home?","description":"Ever wonder what happened to that kid who always got you into trouble? He's back! Admit it! You missed him...\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou are invited to join a childhood friend from down the ole block and fasten your seat belt for a roller coaster ride with no tracks. This collection of true episodes from an unplanned life will make you glad you chose to remain at home or cause you to pack a bag and leave the safety of the known world before it's too late! So, come on along!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e    * Munch some Fritos and scan secret military illustrations for Doomsday\u003cbr\u003e    * Entertain a Sheik in the Sahara with quaint American folk music\u003cbr\u003e    * Stow away aboard a Communist cruise ship and enter a disco contest\u003cbr\u003e    * Pimp for a wild beast in overly civilized Sweden\u003cbr\u003e    * Work as an oral prostitute in an unpscale suburb of Tokyo\u003cbr\u003e    * Smuggle champagne into a federal prison and then picnic\u003cbr\u003e    * Accept the apology of the Dali Lama after his physical abuse\u003cbr\u003e    * Impersonate a local Commie commissar on the Russian\/Chinese border\u003cbr\u003e    * Spear gun a huge shark and face death for absolutely no reason\u003cbr\u003e    * Meet God, return to Earth and forget all about it!\u003cbr\u003e    * Discover how we as children take the paths already mapped within\u003cbr\u003e    * ...and much more!","brand":"Bookstand Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47180368675056,"sku":"2940013180857","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940013180857_p0.jpg?v=1763577849","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940013180857","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}