{"product_id":"2940013182660","title":"A Defective Santa Claus","description":"A Defective Santa Claus\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e  Allus when our Pa he's away\u003cbr\u003e  Nen Uncle Sidney comes to stay\u003cbr\u003e  At our house here--so Ma an' me\u003cbr\u003e  An' Etty an' Lee-Bob won't be\u003cbr\u003e  Afeard ef anything at night\u003cbr\u003e  Might happen--like Ma says it might.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e  (Ef _Trip_ wuz _big_, I bet you he\u003cbr\u003e  'Uz best watch-dog you ever see!)\u003cbr\u003e  An' so last winter--ist before\u003cbr\u003e  It's go' be Chris'mus-Day,--w'y, shore\u003cbr\u003e  Enough, Pa had to haf to go\u003cbr\u003e  To 'tend a lawsuit--\"An' the snow\u003cbr\u003e  Ist right fer Santy Claus!\" Pa said,\u003cbr\u003e  As he clumb in old Ayersuz' sled,\u003cbr\u003e  An' said he's sorry _he_ can't be\u003cbr\u003e  With us that night--\"'Cause,\" he-says-ee,\u003cbr\u003e  \"Old Santy _might_ be comin' here--\u003cbr\u003e  This very night of all the year","brand":"SAP","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47069837033712,"sku":"2940013182660","price":0.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940013182660_p0.jpg?v=1763577908","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940013182660","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}