{"product_id":"2940013265189","title":"Dere Mable","description":"Mable . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  _Frontispiece_\u003cbr\u003e\"The only place there flat is on the map\" . . . . . . . . . . . .   2\u003cbr\u003e\"You can read em to your granchildren\"  . . . . . . . . . . . . .   3\u003cbr\u003e\"You walk a post but there aint no post\"  . . . . . . . . . . . .   4\u003cbr\u003e\"I just found it in my bakin can\" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   6\u003cbr\u003e\"I dont like any sargeant\"  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   8\u003cbr\u003e\"I dont care much for horses, they feels the same way about me\" .   9\u003cbr\u003e\"Max Glucos what lives on the next cot\" . . . . . . . . . . . . .  10\u003cbr\u003e\"Smith are you laffin at me?\" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  11\u003cbr\u003e\"One day its our teeth\" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  14\u003cbr\u003e\"Remember me to your mother\"  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  16\u003cbr\u003e\"Not the kind your father has\"  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  18\u003cbr\u003e\"I wear them every night over my uniform\" . . . . . . . . . . . .  19\u003cbr\u003e\"I been made an officer\"  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  20\u003cbr\u003e\"Somebodied set a trunk on the turky\" . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  21\u003cbr\u003e\"Built like the leg of a sailurs trowsers\"  . . . . . . . . . . .  22\u003cbr\u003e\"You paint a horse black and white stripes\" . . . . . . . . . . .  24\u003cbr\u003e\"I spent mine doin Kitchen police\"  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  26\u003cbr\u003e\"I wish that hired girl could come down\"  . . . . . . . . . . . .  27\u003cbr\u003e\"A croquette is a French society woman\" . . . . . . . . . . . . .  30\u003cbr\u003e\"I sat next to a Colonels wife\" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  32\u003cbr\u003e\"Men hate to be watched while they are freezin\" . . . . . . . . .  34\u003cbr\u003e\"I had a reputashun for a devil with the wimen\" . . . . . . . . .  36\u003cbr\u003e\"It seemed to depres them awful\"  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  38\u003cbr\u003e\"If I catch one of those ailin enemies windin up your victrola\" .  40\u003cbr\u003e\"Stuck my head out of the blankets\" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  42\u003cbr\u003e\"When I looked in the tin mirror I thought I was starvin\" . . . .  44\u003cbr\u003e\"They come round an watch you eat it\" . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  46\u003cbr\u003e\"Army food always runs\" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  48\u003cbr\u003e\"He smokes cigarets something awful\"  . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  50\u003cbr\u003e\"I poured some oil out of his lamp\" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  52\u003cbr\u003e\"I even got mud in my hair\" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  54\u003cbr\u003e\"The water comes through on me\" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  55\u003cbr\u003e\"The last time I will take my pen in hand for you\"  . . . . . . .  58\u003cbr\u003e\"It wont be no use runin to the door\" . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  60\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDere Mable\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLove Letters of a Rookie\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e_Dere Mable:_\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI guess you thought I was dead. Youll never know how near you was to\u003cbr\u003eright. We got the tents up at last, though, so I got a minit to rite. I\u003cbr\u003eguess they choose these camps by mail order. The only place there flat\u003cbr\u003eis on the map. Where our tents is would make a good place for a Rocky\u003cbr\u003eMountin goat if he didnt break his neck. The first day the Captin came\u003cbr\u003eout an says \"Pitch your tents here.\" Then he went to look for someone\u003cbr\u003equick before anyone could ask him how. I wish I was a Captin. I guess he\u003cbr\u003ethought we was Alpine Chasers. Eh, Mable? But you probably dont know\u003cbr\u003ewhat those are.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHonest, Mable, if Id put in the work I done last week on the Panamah\u003cbr\u003eCanal it would have been workin long before it was. Of course there was\u003cbr\u003ea lot of fellos there with me but it seemed like all they did was to\u003cbr\u003estand round and hand me shovels when I wore em out.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Captin appresheates me though. The other day he watched me work\u003cbr\u003eawhile and then he says \"Smith.\" He calls me Smith now. We got very\u003cbr\u003efriendly since I been nice to him. I noticed none of the other fellos\u003cbr\u003ehad much to say to him. I felt kind of sorry for him. Hes a human bein\u003cbr\u003eeven if he is a Captin, Mable. So every time I saw him I used to stop\u003cbr\u003ehim and talk to him. Democratic. Thats me all over, Mable. \"Smith\" he\u003cbr\u003esays \"If they was all like you round here war would be hell, no joke.\"\u003cbr\u003eBy which he meant that we would make it hot for the Boshes.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI been feelin awful sorry for you, Mable. What with missin me and your\u003cbr\u003efathers liver gone back on him again things must have been awful\u003cbr\u003elonesome for you. It isnt as if you was a girl what had a lot of fellos\u003cbr\u003ehangin round all the time. Not that you couldnt have em, Mable, but you\u003cbr\u003edont an theres no use makin no bones about it. If it hadnt been for me I\u003cbr\u003eguess things would have been pretty stupid though I dont begrudge you a\u003cbr\u003ecent. You know how I am with my money. I guess you ought to anyway. Eh,\u003cbr\u003eMable? 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