{"product_id":"2940013319769","title":"Grave New World","description":"The end of the world really sucks.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI knew it wasn’t going to be fun—no one ever associates the endtimes with good times—but I figured I’d be somewhere safe when the meteors hit. Or dead. Not trapped in my office building with a gun nut, a former Boy Scout, and a golden retriever. Yeah, yeah, spare me your chuckles; I can’t help that we’re a perfect little post-apocalyptic family unit. But seriously, how are we supposed to deal with Armageddon if we can’t deal with each other?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe’re stuck, you see. The meteors wiped out a heck of a lot of infrastructure, and rescue is slow in coming. And did I mention the dead are waking up and shuffling around?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOh, yeah. The dead. They're a really nice little add-on to this apocalypse. They keep coming after us, and there’s more everywhere I look. I think they’re hungry...very hungry. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt gets worse, though: I don't think they can be warded off by sarcasm.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI'm screwed.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e***\u003cbr\u003eGrave New World is a tongue-in-cheek novella of approximately 40,000 words.","brand":"S.P. Blackmore","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47147516690672,"sku":"2940013319769","price":0.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940013319769_p0.jpg?v=1763579797","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940013319769","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}