{"product_id":"2940013521216","title":"The Bhut Jolokia Caper","description":"Short Story\u003cbr\u003eRecommended Ages: 17+\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWelcome to the Good Diner, the favorite hangout of our gang. Thumbs and Locks might not be showing up today (last I heard they were headed to Bermuda to lay low for a spell) but I'm still here, keeping up the respectable front for us. I'll probably have to get a real job sooner or later, but if you have a minute, take a seat, and I'll tell you all about how we pulled off the caper with the ghost peppers. I know, I know, the proper name is Bhut Jolokia but we aren't fancy folks like you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOh, one thing before I start, if you order coffee, don't ask for cream or sugar. I heard somebody died over that the other day...","brand":"Joseph Wheatley","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47079564312816,"sku":"2940013521216","price":1.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940013521216_p0.jpg?v=1763582322","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940013521216","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}