{"product_id":"2940013527171","title":"How to Live with a Cat (When You Really Don't Want To)","description":"If you've ever lived with a cat, or have to live with one right now, you know the trouble, problems, and constant annoyances these tiny, furry little demons from the underworld can inflict on your patience and your soul. If you've tried reading traditional how-to books that purport to teach you how to deal with a cat, you may get the impression that cats are reasonable and rational creatures, and the frustration and problems you’re having are all your fault.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNow it’s finally time to read a refreshingly honest, humorous, satirical look at how you should really learn to live with a cat. Instead of treating cats as angelic little babies, this book will portray them as they really are as the devious, mischievous, maniacal, and coldly cunning animals that are bent on world domination for their convenience, starting by emotionally and mentally enslaving you as their first captive.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn this book, you'll learn the history of cats, how to care and feed them, what to expect, and why you, as a human being, will forever be an inferior life form in the eyes of an animal who treats you with total disdain and contempt as you break your back cleaning, feeding, and caring for it in return.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe definition of \"insanity\" used to be trying to do the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Now the new definition of insanity is taking care of a cat and expecting even a tiny sliver of gratitude in return.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis humorous guide book can teach you how to really take care of a cat (usually at your expense) and what you can expect in return (nothing). For the first time, you have an open, honest, and truthful explanation for what to expect when you care for a cat, which even the big publishers are afraid to publish for fear of possible retaliation from their cats.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTable of Contents\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIntroduction\u003cbr\u003eChapter 1 -- Meeting the Cat\u003cbr\u003eChapter 2 -- Naming Your Cat\u003cbr\u003eChapter 3 -- Making Your Home Safe\u003cbr\u003eChapter 5 -- Handling Your Cat\u003cbr\u003eChapter 6 -- Your Cat’s Bed\u003cbr\u003eChapter 7 -- Food and Water\u003cbr\u003eChapter 8 -- Litter Boxes \u003cbr\u003eChapter 9 -- Scratching Posts\u003cbr\u003eChapter 10 -- Cat Toys and Exercises\u003cbr\u003eChapter 11 -- Cats and Other Pets\u003cbr\u003eChapter 12 -- Special Care for Kittens\u003cbr\u003eChapter 13 -- Health Concerns\u003cbr\u003eChapter 14 -- Home Care For Your Cat\u003cbr\u003eChapter 15 -- Cat Anatomy\u003cbr\u003eChapter 16 -- Cat Behavior\u003cbr\u003eChapter 17 -- Training Your Cat\u003cbr\u003eChapter 18 -- Breeding (and Other Problems)\u003cbr\u003eChapter 19 -- Your New Life With Your Cat\u003cbr\u003eChapter 20 -- Traveling With a Cat\u003cbr\u003eChapter 21 -- The Final Exit\u003cbr\u003eChapter 22 -- Interesting Cat Trivia","brand":"Wallace Wang","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47181310820592,"sku":"2940013527171","price":0.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940013527171_p0.jpg?v=1763593431","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940013527171","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}