{"product_id":"2940013775411","title":"Y\u0026#x2019;ALL AIN\u0026#x2019;T GONNA BELIVE THIS SHIT: 1600 jokes and stupid sayings about rednecks","description":"Y’ALL AIN’T GONNA BELIVE THIS SHIT\u003cbr\u003eIn this book I will introduce you to more than 1600 funny and strange sayings and jokes about Rednecks. \u003cbr\u003eThis collection came from a variety of different sources like the Internet, emails I received from friends, things I heard at the local pub, at my hairdresser and other everyday life experiences.\u003cbr\u003eGet ready, since it must be the largest collection of this kind.\u003cbr\u003eCarry these funny writings with you and have a laugh at parties, the bar or at a family get together. Because this is an E-Book version you may take it where ever you go in need for a laugh. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTable of contents\u003cbr\u003eYou might be a redneck if... \u003cbr\u003eRedneck Jokes\u003cbr\u003eYou might be a redneck pilot if…\u003cbr\u003eRedneck Medical Terms\u003cbr\u003eDown South Bumper Stickers\u003cbr\u003eHow to convert a businessman into a redneck\u003cbr\u003eRedneck computer terms\u003cbr\u003eWays to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer\u003cbr\u003eIf Microsoft was based out of Georgia\u003cbr\u003eA redneck goes to the movie: \"Return of the Jet-Guy\"\u003cbr\u003eMartha Stewart's Rules for Rednecks\u003cbr\u003eValentines, Redneck Style\u003cbr\u003eRedneck Two-Liners\u003cbr\u003eYou know you're trailer trash when...\u003cbr\u003eYou've joined a redneck HMO if...\u003cbr\u003eA Redneck Kind of Love\u003cbr\u003eThe Redneck Oil Change Checklist\u003cbr\u003eRedneck Driver's Application\u003cbr\u003eLouisiana Heritage\u003cbr\u003eNorth vs. South\u003cbr\u003eArkansas Scholars\u003cbr\u003eApplication to live in Festus, Missouri\u003cbr\u003eRedneck Wedding Guidelines\u003cbr\u003eYour Starship Captain might be a redneck if...\u003cbr\u003eYou might be a Star Wars redneck if...\u003cbr\u003eWhat not to say to a police officer!\u003cbr\u003eYou know yours is a redneck church if...\u003cbr\u003eAnalogies only a Red Neck would know how to use...\u003cbr\u003eOnly a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption...\u003cbr\u003eRedneck Engineering Exam\u003cbr\u003eFrom a mother with love\u003cbr\u003eLetter from a farm kid\u003cbr\u003eYou might be a Blueneck (a northerner - the opposite of a Redneck) if...\u003cbr\u003eRedneck Pickup Lines\u003cbr\u003eExcerpts from the West Virginia Vocabulary Book\u003cbr\u003eToday's top Country and Western Songs\u003cbr\u003eRedneck Horoscope\u003cbr\u003eDo's and Don’ts when Visiting the \"SOUTH\"\u003cbr\u003e40 Things never said by southerners\u003cbr\u003eLearn how to speak Redneck\u003cbr\u003eRedneck Etiquette\u003cbr\u003eHow to know where a driver is from? \u003cbr\u003eA Cowboy's Guide to Life\u003cbr\u003eSouthern comments\u003cbr\u003eNotice to Northerners moving south \u003cbr\u003eBubba Claus\u003cbr\u003eA Redneck Christmas","brand":"Bluepalm Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47173496930544,"sku":"2940013775411","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940013775411_p0.jpg?v=1763598990","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940013775411","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}