{"product_id":"2940014064194","title":"The Flirty Text Message Helper: A Collection Of Witty Texts For Clever People","description":"From Mike Alvear, The Co-Host Of HBO'S International Hit TV Series, The Sex Inspectors… \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA Collection Of Witty, Flirty Pre-Written Texts You Can Send Your Crush!  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCan't think of anything creative to text that cutie you just met?    Try one of the witty texts hand-picked by Mike's team of writers and researchers.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eClassified by 19 dating circumstances, there are no cliches, lame poems or cheesy pickup lines.  These are real texts we've tested on guys and girls.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor example: \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou:  STOP.\u003cbr\u003eLikely reply:   Stop what?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou:  Stop thinking about me. See, you’re doing it…right now.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUse our texts for other situations, too.  Let's say you want to make the other person jealous.  Try this:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou: You would NOT believe what happened to me last night!\u003cbr\u003eLikely reply:What?\u003cbr\u003eYou:  Oh, crap! Wrong person!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhat if you just want to make somebody smile with a clever text?  Try this: \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"I renamed my iPod ‘The Titanic’ so when I plug it in it to my computer it says, “The Titanic is Syncing.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOr if you want to pay them a teasing compliment?  Try this: \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou:  “This cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat cutie cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat!             \u003cbr\u003eLikely reply:???\u003cbr\u003eYou: NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYING CAT!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWith The Flirty Text Message Helper you'll never write another boring text again!  \u003cbr\u003eAnd because our texts are categorized by 19 common dating situations you'll find the perfect texts for your particular situation:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e1. You Don’t Know How Interested They Are So You Want To Start Slow\u003cbr\u003e2. You Know They’re Interested So You Want To Be Flirty\u003cbr\u003e3. You want to make them laugh.\u003cbr\u003e4. Cute Ways Of Saying Hello After You’ve Texted a Couple of Times\u003cbr\u003e5. Cute Ways of Saying Goodbye\u003cbr\u003e6. Clever Questions That Make You More Interesting For Asking.\u003cbr\u003e7. You Want To Play Hard To Get (Cocky Funny)\u003cbr\u003e8. “Unclogger” Texts: Getting Him Or Her To Text You Back\u003cbr\u003e9. Clever Questions To Ask When You Don’t Know How To Start A New Thread\u003cbr\u003e10. You Want To Be Seen As Fun \u0026amp; Wacky\u003cbr\u003e11. You Want To Be Seen As A Partier\u003cbr\u003e12. Teasing: Taking The Hot Girl Or Guy Down A Peg Or Two\u003cbr\u003e13. Insults: Mowing Down The Hot Girl Or Guy\u003cbr\u003e14. You Want To Step It Up To A Phone Call\u003cbr\u003e15. Dirty Flirty: You’ve had sex\u003cbr\u003e16. Filthy Dirty: Texts That Would Scare Your Mom\u003cbr\u003e17. You’re falling in love\u003cbr\u003e18. You screwed up\u003cbr\u003e19. Fun Phrases\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Flirty Text Message Helper Helps You Impress The People Who Impressed You!  \u003cbr\u003eDownload It Today.  Use It Tonight!","brand":"Woodpecker Media","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47147609915632,"sku":"2940014064194","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940014064194_p0.jpg?v=1763600118","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940014064194","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}