{"product_id":"2940014065634","title":"Hundreds of funny, stupid and strange sayings for your everyday life","description":"In this book (over 500 pages!!) I will introduce you to hundreds of funny, stupid and strange sayings for your everyday life. \u003cbr\u003eThis collection came from a variety of different sources like the Internet, emails I received from friends, things I heard at the local pub, at my hairdresser and other everyday life experiences.\u003cbr\u003eGet ready, since it must be the largest collection of this kind.\u003cbr\u003eCarry these funny writings with you and have a laugh at parties, the bar or at a family get together. Because this is an E-Book version you may take it where ever you go in need for a laugh. \u003cbr\u003eThis collection is available for your E-book reader (kindle), your cell phone, tablet or notebook (with the appropriate app).\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003eTable of contents (extract)\u003cbr\u003eCars, Transportation and Vacation\u003cbr\u003e- Fun things to do when driving\u003cbr\u003e- Funny things to do on a bus\u003cbr\u003e- Funny things to do on an international flight\u003cbr\u003e- GM Like Computer Industry\u003cbr\u003e.... etc \u003cbr\u003eComputer, Internet and E-Mail\u003cbr\u003e- Funny things to do in the computer lab\u003cbr\u003e- Computer, the less you know, the more you make\u003cbr\u003e- Is Windows a virus\u003cbr\u003e- New Viruses on the loose\u003cbr\u003e.... etc\u003cbr\u003eEating and Drinking\u003cbr\u003e- Funny things to do in a drive-thru\u003cbr\u003e- Funny things to order a burrito or burger\u003cbr\u003e- Funny things to do in a supermarket\u003cbr\u003e- How to annoy people in a restaurant\u003cbr\u003e.... etc\u003cbr\u003eFilm, Television and Celebrities\u003cbr\u003e- Things you wouldn't know without movies\u003cbr\u003e- Things I can say now that I lost \"American Idol\"\u003cbr\u003e- Good things about winning an Academy Award\u003cbr\u003e- Things heard outside the new Mel Gibson movie\u003cbr\u003e.... etc\u003cbr\u003eGeneral knowledge\u003cbr\u003e- State Mottos\u003cbr\u003e- Acronyms least used in personal ads\u003cbr\u003e- The word Fuck\u003cbr\u003e- Shit - The most functional word\u003cbr\u003e.... etc\u003cbr\u003eHome, Household and Shopping\u003cbr\u003e- Funny instruction labels\u003cbr\u003e- Product wording\u003cbr\u003e- Questions received by the 'Toro Snow Blower' hotline\u003cbr\u003e- Signs you're being stalked by Martha Stewart\u003cbr\u003e.... etc\u003cbr\u003eKids and Animals\u003cbr\u003e- A Teenager is...\u003cbr\u003e- Application to date my daughter\u003cbr\u003e- Never argue with kids\u003cbr\u003e- Murphy's Law regarding children\u003cbr\u003e.... etc\u003cbr\u003eMedicine and Health\u003cbr\u003e- Actual Medical Charts\u003cbr\u003e- A brief history of medicine\u003cbr\u003e- Comments from Dr's Patients\u003cbr\u003e- Medical advancement\u003cbr\u003e.... etc\u003cbr\u003eMoney, Business, Law, Criminal and Justice\u003cbr\u003e- Two Cows: A small guide to international markets\u003cbr\u003e- Downturn in the stock market\u003cbr\u003e- Stock Market Investment tips\u003cbr\u003e- Criminal Hall of Shame\u003cbr\u003e.... etc\u003cbr\u003eMiscellaneous\u003cbr\u003e- How to annoy people in general\u003cbr\u003e- Things that piss me off\u003cbr\u003e- Top ten least popular self-help books\u003cbr\u003e- Newspaper Headlines\u003cbr\u003e.... etc\u003cbr\u003eParty, Recreation and Sport\u003cbr\u003e- Bored in a party\u003cbr\u003e- Hangover ratings\u003cbr\u003e- Sotally Tober\u003cbr\u003e- Signs that you are too drunk\u003cbr\u003e.... etc\u003cbr\u003ePolitics and Government\u003cbr\u003e- How to mess with the IRS\u003cbr\u003e- New Tax Laws\u003cbr\u003e- Funny Quotes from Arnold Schwarzenegger\u003cbr\u003e- Things Governor Schwarzenegger hears in a typical day\u003cbr\u003e.... etc\u003cbr\u003eReligion\u003cbr\u003e- Funny things to do at a funeral\u003cbr\u003e- Funs things to do to when Jehovah Witnesses come to visit\u003cbr\u003e- Top 10 reasons God created Eve\u003cbr\u003e- Zen\u003cbr\u003e.... etc\u003cbr\u003eSchool and Studies\u003cbr\u003e- Funny things to do in class\u003cbr\u003e- Funny things to drive your roommate crazy\u003cbr\u003e- Funny things to do on an exam\u003cbr\u003e- How to write a college paper\u003cbr\u003e.... etc\u003cbr\u003eWomen and Men\u003cbr\u003e- Things not to say during sex\u003cbr\u003e- Top 10 reasons why some men favor handguns over women\u003cbr\u003e- The perfect day\u003cbr\u003e- What men would do if they had a vagina for a day\u003cbr\u003e.... etc\u003cbr\u003eWork and Occupation\u003cbr\u003e- Ways to have fun in the workplace\u003cbr\u003e- How they have sex\u003cbr\u003e- You might be an engineer if...\u003cbr\u003e- Employee Appraisal \/ Counseling Sheet\u003cbr\u003e.... etc","brand":"Bluepalm Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47083737678064,"sku":"2940014065634","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940014065634_p0.jpg?v=1763600151","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940014065634","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}