{"product_id":"2940014103510","title":"The Aggravation of Elmer","description":"_The world would beat a path to\u003cbr\u003e Elmer's door--but he had to go\u003cbr\u003e carry the door along with him!_\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt was the darnedest traffic jam I'd ever seen in White Plains. For two\u003cbr\u003eblocks ahead of me, Main Street was gutter to gutter with stalled cars,\u003cbr\u003etrucks and buses.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf I hadn't been in such a hurry to get back to the shop, I might have\u003cbr\u003epaid more attention. I might have noticed nobody was leaning on his\u003cbr\u003ehorn. Or that at least a quarter of the drivers were out peering under\u003cbr\u003etheir hoods.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut at the time it didn't register. I gave the tie-up a passing glance\u003cbr\u003eand was turning up the side street toward Biltom Electronics--Bill-Tom,\u003cbr\u003eget it?--when I saw Marge threading her way to the curb. She was leading\u003cbr\u003ea small blonde girl of about eight, who clutched a child-size hatbox in\u003cbr\u003eher hand. Marge was hot and exasperated, but small fry was as cool and\u003cbr\u003ecomposed as a vanilla cone.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI waited. Even flushed and disheveled, Marge is a treat to look at. She\u003cbr\u003eis tall and slender, with brown eyes that match her hair, a smile that\u003cbr\u003efirst crinkles around her eyes, then sneaks down and becomes a\u003cbr\u003efull-fledged grin--\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut I'm getting off the subject.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Honestly, Bill!\" Marge said as she saw me. \"The traffic nowadays! We've\u003cbr\u003ebeen tied up for fifteen minutes. I finally decided to get off the bus\u003cbr\u003eand walk, even though it is about a hundred in the shade.\"","brand":"SAP","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47145921872112,"sku":"2940014103510","price":0.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940014103510_p0.jpg?v=1763600762","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940014103510","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}