{"product_id":"2940014279307","title":"Teach Child Manners: MORE GOOPS and How Not to Be Them: A Manual of Manners for Impolite Infants Depicting the Characteristics of Many Naughty and Thoughtless Children With Instructive Illustrations","description":"SNEAK PEAK:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMORE GOOPS and How Not to Be Them: \u003cbr\u003eA Manual of Manners for Impolite Infants \u003cbr\u003eA Manual of Manners for Impolite Infants Depicting the Characteristics of Many Naughty and Thoughtless Children With Instructive Illustrations By Gelett Burgess\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCONTENTS \u003cbr\u003eINTRODUCTION\u003cbr\u003eWINDOW SMOOCHERSA LOW TRICK \u003cbr\u003eWHEN TO GO\u003cbr\u003e\"AIN'T\" \u003cbr\u003eNELL THE NIBBLERJUSTICE\u003cbr\u003eA PUZZLE \u003cbr\u003eFRANKNESS\u003cbr\u003eTHE DUTY OF THE STRONGWALKING WITH PAPAPIANO TORTUREAT TABLE \u003cbr\u003eHOW TO EAT SOUPBABY'S APOLOGY IN THE STREET \u003cbr\u003eSICK FURNITUREBORROWED PLUMESTHE GOOP PICNICBOOK-MANNERSPOOR MOTHER!\u003cbr\u003eCHEATING\u003cbr\u003eGOOP! GOOP! GOOP!VISITING\u003cbr\u003ePICKING AND STEALING LOYALTY\u003cbr\u003eINDOLENCE\u003cbr\u003eTHE LAW OF HOSPITALITYTHE FLOWER HOSPITALPUPPY GOOPS\u003cbr\u003eEXAGGERATIONNOISE! NOISE! NOISE!STEALING RIDES UNTIDY GOOPS\u003cbr\u003eA GOOP PARTY INQUISITIVENESSDON'T BE GOOD WRITE RIGHT!\u003cbr\u003eWET FEET \u003cbr\u003eDRESS QUICKLY!DANGER!\u003cbr\u003eTHE REASON WHYIN GOOP ATTIREIMPOSSIBLE\u003cbr\u003eINTRODUCTION\u003cbr\u003eChildren, although you might expect My manners to be quite correct (For since I fancy I can teach, I ought to practice what I preach), 'Tis true that I have often braved My mother's wrath, and misbehaved! And almost every single rule I broke, before I went to school! For that is how I learned the way To teach you etiquette to-day. So when you chance to take a look At all the maxims in the book, You'll see that most of them are true, I found them out, and so will you, For if you are as GOOP derided, You may perhaps reform, as I did!\u003cbr\u003eWINDOW SMOOCHERS \u003cbr\u003eLittle Goops are marking\u003cbr\u003eOn the window pane;\u003cbr\u003eI forbid, in vain! \u003cbr\u003eNoses, when they're greasy,\u003cbr\u003eLeave a smooch so easy!\u003cbr\u003eRub it out again! \u003cbr\u003eI shall have to scold them, \u003cbr\u003eFor I've often told them, \u003cbr\u003eKindly, to refrain! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA LOW TRICK \u003cbr\u003eThe meanest trick I ever knew\u003cbr\u003eWas one I know you never do. \u003cbr\u003eI saw a Goop once try to do it, \u003cbr\u003eAnd there was nothing funny to it. \u003cbr\u003eHe pulled a chair from under me\u003cbr\u003eAs I was sitting down; but he\u003cbr\u003eWas sent to bed, and rightly, too. \u003cbr\u003eIt was a horrid thing to do!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWHEN TO GO\u003cbr\u003eWhen you go a-calling,\u003cbr\u003eNever stay too late;\u003cbr\u003eYou will wear your welcome out\u003cbr\u003eIf you hesitate! \u003cbr\u003eJust before they're tired of you, \u003cbr\u003eJust before they yawn, \u003cbr\u003eBefore they think you are a Goop, \u003cbr\u003eAnd wish that you were gone, \u003cbr\u003eWhile they're laughing with you, \u003cbr\u003eWhile they like you so, \u003cbr\u003eWhile they want to keep you,— \u003cbr\u003eThat's the time to go!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"AIN'T\" \u003cbr\u003eNow \"ain't\" is a word\u003cbr\u003eThat is very absurd \u003cbr\u003eTo use for an \"isn't\" or \"aren't.\"\u003cbr\u003eAsk Teacher about it:\u003cbr\u003eShe'll say, \"Do without it!\"\u003cbr\u003eI wish you would see if you can't! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNELL THE NIBBLER \u003cbr\u003eShe ate some chocolate drops at 1, At 2, she thought she'd take A little jelly and a bun; At 3, some frosted cake. At 4, she nibbled at a roll; At 5, a doughnut spied, And ate it (all except the hole), And then some cookies tried. At 6, she didn't feel quite right, And didn't care for dinner. She said she had no appetite, With so much Goop-food in her! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJUSTICE\u003cbr\u003eWhenever brother's sent to bed, Or punished, do not go\u003cbr\u003eAnd peer at him and jeer at him, And say, \"I told you so!\" Nor should you try to make him laugh When he has been so bad;\u003cbr\u003eLet him confess his naughtiness Before you both are glad! \u003cbr\u003eA PUZZLE\u003cbr\u003eThere are about a thousand things\u003cbr\u003eI'm not allowed to do;\u003cbr\u003eMost everything I'm fondest of \u003cbr\u003eI'm told is wrong—are you?\u003cbr\u003eThey say, \"Please don't do that, my child!\" \u003cbr\u003eThey say, \"You mustn't, dear!\" \u003cbr\u003eI hope sometime I'll learn what's right,\u003cbr\u003eFor now it seems so queer! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFRANKNESS\u003cbr\u003eWhen you are talking, I expect You'd better hold your head erect! Please look me squarely in the eye\u003cbr\u003eUnless you're telling me a lie. For if you crouch and look askance, Regarding me with sidelong glance,\u003cbr\u003eI'll think it is a Goop I see Who is afraid to look at me!\u003cbr\u003eTHE DUTY OF THE STRONG\u003cbr\u003eYou who are the oldest, \u003cbr\u003eYou who are the tallest, \u003cbr\u003eDon't you think you ought to help\u003cbr\u003eThe youngest and the smallest?\u003cbr\u003eYou who are the strongest,\u003cbr\u003eYou who are the quickest,\u003cbr\u003eDon't you think you ought to help\u003cbr\u003eThe weakest and the sickest?\u003cbr\u003eNever mind the trouble,\u003cbr\u003eHelp them all you can;\u003cbr\u003eBe a little woman!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBe a little man!\u003cbr\u003eWALKING WITH PAPA\u003cbr\u003e\"Won't you walk a little farther?\"\u003cbr\u003eSaid a Goop to his Papa;\u003cbr\u003e\"It is really quite delightful, \u003cbr\u003eAnd we haven't travelled far;\u003cbr\u003eWont you walk a little farther, \u003cbr\u003eThere's a house I'd like to see!\u003cbr\u003eWon't you walk a little farther, \u003cbr\u003eTill we reach that cherry-tree?\"\u003cbr\u003e\"Won't you carry me? I'm tired!\"\u003cbr\u003eWhined a Goop to his Papa;\u003cbr\u003e\"And my feet are sore and weary, \u003cbr\u003eAnd we've gone so very far! \u003cbr\u003eWon't you carry me? I'm tired! \u003cbr\u003eAnd I can't walk back alone! \u003cbr\u003eWon't you carry me? I'm tired!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTO BE CONTINUED... Download now and enjoy the contents in full!","brand":"eBook4Life","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47083666047216,"sku":"2940014279307","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940014279307_p0.jpg?v=1763604852","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940014279307","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}