{"product_id":"2940014384377","title":"Hospital Thief","description":"Lance Longstrom is a hospital thief. He sneaks into hospitals and steals VERY private samples from hot guys.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThen he drinks them.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut when a whole football team catches Lance in the act of stealing their urine, they give him a punishment he'll have a 'hard' time forgetting...\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWarning: this 6100-word short story is intended for the delight of (perverted) adults ONLY. Contains masturbation, theft, watersports, latex gloves, kidnapping, extreme humiliation, and an \"m\/mmmmmmm good\" gangbang.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEXCERPT:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDon't bother telling me it's wrong. I know it. It's beyond wrong. The taste of a guy's hot, pungent urine on my tongue, when he doesn't even know I'm tasting it --- it's hard to imagine a more filthy or disgraceful pleasure.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMaybe it's because it's so filthy and disgraceful that I can't stop doing it, no matter how hard I try...\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHere's how it all started.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI was having a routine checkup at the hospital. They called me in...\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Longstrom? Mister Lance Longstrom?\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe nurse, who was unfortunately female, weighed me, did the usual reflex tests, drew my blood, listened to my heartrate...\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI was twenty-five years old, a buff guy with a nice six-pack and a thick head of dark hair guys always liked to ruffle. I didn't smoke, I ate lots of protein and greens and always skipped dessert. I also loved to work out in spinning and dance classes. I wasn't surprised when the nurse told me I was completely healthy.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut there was no way she could know about my mind...","brand":"Nate Tanner","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47074007646448,"sku":"2940014384377","price":0.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940014384377_p0.jpg?v=1763607466","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940014384377","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}