{"product_id":"2940014389013","title":"Paraplegic Zombie Slayer (Lost DMB Files #35)","description":"Never get between a man's wheelchair and his sons.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"In the dust zone every man lives with a shotgun under his mattress and a bullet in his brain.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Holy S#!% I hope I just sat in chocolate pudding.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLife in the post apocalyptic dust zone of the Texas Panhandle can be brittle at best. Georgy Founder has already lost his wife, his daughter and his legs. But he still has three sons.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWith ingenuity and cunning the Founders have learned the secrets to surviving their threatening environs. But fear has governed them for too long. Survival is no longer enough. As neurotoxin-ravaged Twitchers rally for control over the region, Georgy is forced to reconcile his past in order to provide his sons a future worth living.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"If all my life's worth of reading was just to find this story, it would so totally be worth it.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNote from the Editor:\u003cbr\u003eThe Truth in History Society (THS), commonly known as lost file conspiracists, have beat their drum for nearly a dozen years. I, like most, ignored them. Unlike most, I was kidnapped. While initially ticked off by this, not getting exploded (another story altogether) ultimately balanced the scales.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSince then I have rigorously set about curating and editing all known Lost DMB Files while maintaining as scientific of an approach to these pulpy stories as possible. Now I count myself among the zealous believers in their authenticity, not simply as pulp fiction, but as journalistic tales preserving historic fact.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMy promise to the reader is to seek out these Lost DMB files and present them to you unabridged and unaltered from their original intent for as long as I am able. I also vow to do my best to allow you to draw your own conclusions as to their historical value and contemporary commentary. (I’ll refrain from my preachy tendencies as best I can!)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFinally, be forewarned. Becoming lost in these “lost files” and the world they reconstruct is difficult to resist. May what once was lost be found.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProfessor Jim “Buck” Buckner\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAll known Lost DMB Files (including assumed gaps):\u003cbr\u003eReefer Ranger (#9)\u003cbr\u003eDel Rio Con Amor (#14)\u003cbr\u003eFistful of Reefer (#17)\u003cbr\u003eThe Austin Job (#18)\u003cbr\u003eHell’s Womb (#22)\u003cbr\u003eGet Doc Quick (#24)\u003cbr\u003eMcCutchen’s Bones (#25)\u003cbr\u003eTwitch and Die! (#26)\u003cbr\u003eParaplegic Zombie Slayer (#35)\u003cbr\u003eFourth Horseman (#43)","brand":"David Mark Brown","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47183097266416,"sku":"2940014389013","price":1.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940014389013_p0.jpg?v=1763607434","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940014389013","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}