{"product_id":"2940014414487","title":"Notes From the Underground","description":"Excerpt\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMy servant is an old country- woman, ill-natured from stupidity, and, moreover, there is always a nasty smell about her. I am told that the Petersburg climate is bad for me, and that with my small means it is very expensive to live in Petersburg. I know all that better than all these sage and experienced counsellors and monitors. ... But I am remaining in Petersburg; I am not going away from Petersburg! I am not going away because ... ech! Why, it is absolutely no matter whether I am going away or not going away.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut what can a decent man speak of with most pleasure?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnswer: Of himself.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWell, so I will talk about myself.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eII\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI want now to tell you, gentlemen, whether you care to hear it or not, why I could not even become an insect. I tell you solemnly, that I have many times tried to become an insect. But I was not equal even to that. I swear, gentlemen, that to be too conscious is an illness--a real thorough-going illness.","brand":"Sheba Blake Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47121143660784,"sku":"2940014414487","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940014414487_p0.jpg?v=1763608066","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940014414487","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}