{"product_id":"2940014639651","title":"Fifty Shades of Infectious Zombie Pick-up Lines","description":"Just because you're a drooling, festering zombie, doesn't mean you don't have needs.\u003cbr\u003e And just because that once hot hottie is now covered with radioactive scabs and dripping with zombie ewww, doesn't mean she still doesn't need to be won over.\u003cbr\u003e Even after a zombie uprising, you still need a clever line.\u003cbr\u003e        Like...\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf I told you you had most of a body, would you hold the parts that aren't totally infected against me?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAre you a tamale? Because you're hot. And covered with weird unknown red stuff.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWell hey there, look who's almost anatomically correct!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou're something, girl -- and that's not just the raging urge to eat brains talking!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOnce you go ACKKK you never go back.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWant to go back to my place in see my naughty bits? Because that's where I left them.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou put the FUN in CONTAGIOUS VIRAL FUNGUS.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf you were a new item at McDonalds, you'd be McGangrene.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSomething's rising, and it's not just the dawn of the zombies!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e----- So enjoy! While it lasts! Urrrggggg...","brand":"Coolcool Pub","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47070732452080,"sku":"2940014639651","price":0.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940014639651_p0.jpg?v=1763621281","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940014639651","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}