{"product_id":"2940014688727","title":"The Foolish Almanak for Anuthur Year","description":"The Foolish Almanak for Anuthur Year\u003cbr\u003eThe Furst Cinc the Introdukshun Ov the Muk-Rake in Magazeen Gardning, and the Speling Reform Ov Owr Langwij\u003cbr\u003eBy Theodor Rosyfelt\u003cbr\u003eThair hay bin uthur Yearz but non like this. Thingz wil Hapn.\u003cbr\u003e313 Dayz wil kum and 313 Dayz wil go and thair wil be 52 Sundayz evn in the best regulayted Familiz. Thair wil be at leest wun 23 for yu in eech munth.\u003cbr\u003e* * * * *\u003cbr\u003eLIFE WITHOUT IT WIL BE UN-SEAZOND\u003cbr\u003eBy kind Purmishun ov the Jawn D. Rawkyfelurs the Sun and Moon wil be purmitted 2 Arize and Shine. The Shuberts wil regulayte the Starz, and the Planits wil du the best they kan.\u003cbr\u003eHetty Green and J. Peerpont Morgun have garanteed the Wethur.\u003cbr\u003e* * * * *\u003cbr\u003e_WITH APOLOGIZ TO THE KARNAGY SPELING SKOOL_\u003cbr\u003e[Illustration: THE FOOLISH ALMANAC 2nd]\u003cbr\u003ePERPETUAL PASS\u003cbr\u003eIssued to: Edw. C. Smith _From_ Worryland _To_ Laughter\u003cbr\u003e(To be used only on The Foolish Almanack 2nd Limited) GOOD TILL DOOMSDAY\u003cbr\u003e_With the Compliments of the Season_ John N. Luce \u0026amp; Co.\u003cbr\u003e[Illustration: SIGNS OF THE ZODIAC UP-TO-DATE]  \u003cbr\u003ePURPETRAYTED, WITH THE AID OV WALLACE GOLDSMITH’S PICTURZ, BY\u003cbr\u003eJOHN W. LUCE AND COMPANY\u003cbr\u003e_BOSTON_ 1906 _LONDON_\u003cbr\u003e_Copyright, 1906, by_\u003cbr\u003eJOHN W. LUCE \u0026amp; COMPANY\u003cbr\u003e_Boston, Mass., U. S. A._\u003cbr\u003e_The Plimpton Press Norwood Mass. U. S. A._\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003eCONTENTS\u003cbr\u003eGreeting\u003cbr\u003eHELPFUL HINT FOR JANUARY:\u003cbr\u003eECLIPSES FOR THE COMING YEAR\u003cbr\u003eJANUARY\u003cbr\u003eUP IN MAINE\u003cbr\u003eFORECAST FOR JANUARY\u003cbr\u003eWEDNESDAY\u003cbr\u003eJANUARY\u003cbr\u003eSEVEN WONDERS OF THE WORLD\u003cbr\u003eTALE OF A TANK\u003cbr\u003eJANUARY\u003cbr\u003eFOR THE HOME COMING\u003cbr\u003eJANUARY\u003cbr\u003eHELPFUL HINT FOR FEBRUARY\u003cbr\u003eTO FIND OUT IF MONEY IS TAINTED\u003cbr\u003eFEBRUARY\u003cbr\u003eHOW TO SKATE\u003cbr\u003eFEBRUARY\u003cbr\u003eHOW TO COMPOSE A SHORT STORY\u003cbr\u003eTHURSDAY\u003cbr\u003eFEBRUARY\u003cbr\u003eHELPFUL HINT FOR MARCH\u003cbr\u003eHOW TO HANDLE A MUCK-RAKE\u003cbr\u003eMARCH\u003cbr\u003eODD FACTS\u003cbr\u003eMARCH\u003cbr\u003eSPRING, GENTLE SPRING\u003cbr\u003eMARCH\u003cbr\u003eTHE MEAN THING!\u003cbr\u003eMARCH\u003cbr\u003e“A TAKE OFF”\u003cbr\u003eAPRIL\u003cbr\u003eHINTS TO AMATEUR GARDENERS\u003cbr\u003eAPRIL\u003cbr\u003eAN APRIL PASTEL\u003cbr\u003eEXTRACT FROM AN OFFICE-BOY’S DAIRY\u003cbr\u003eAPRIL\u003cbr\u003eGARDEN AND FARMING HINTS:\u003cbr\u003eAPRIL\u003cbr\u003eHELPFUL HINT FOR APRIL\u003cbr\u003eKEEPING LENT\u003cbr\u003eAPRIL\u003cbr\u003eFORECAST FOR MAY\u003cbr\u003eMAY\u003cbr\u003eHELPFUL HINT FOR MAY\u003cbr\u003eTIMELY HINTS\u003cbr\u003eMAY\u003cbr\u003eHOW TO GET RICH\u003cbr\u003eMAY\u003cbr\u003eMATERIA MEDICA\u003cbr\u003eMAY\u003cbr\u003eFORECAST FOR JUNE\u003cbr\u003eSIDELIGHTS ON SCIENCE\u003cbr\u003eJUNE\u003cbr\u003eLITTLE STUDIES IN NATURAL HISTORY\u003cbr\u003eWEDNESDAY\u003cbr\u003eJUNE\u003cbr\u003eDECKLE-EDGE FRECKLES\u003cbr\u003eJUNE\u003cbr\u003eRAISING CORN\u003cbr\u003eJUNE\u003cbr\u003eHOW TO PLANT A BEER GARDEN\u003cbr\u003eJULY\u003cbr\u003eHELPFUL HINT FOR JULY\u003cbr\u003eJULY\u003cbr\u003eHINTS ON DRESS\u003cbr\u003eJULY\u003cbr\u003eSIGNS OF THE ZODIAC\u003cbr\u003eJULY\u003cbr\u003eSIGNS OF THE ZODIAC\u003cbr\u003eJULY\u003cbr\u003eAUGUST\u003cbr\u003eUSEFUL FARM HINTS\u003cbr\u003eSUNDAY\u003cbr\u003eAUGUST\u003cbr\u003eHELPFUL HINTS FOR AUGUST\u003cbr\u003eA BREAD AND MILK COW\u003cbr\u003eAPPROPRIATE SALUTATIONS\u003cbr\u003eAUGUST\u003cbr\u003eHELPFUL HINT FOR SEPTEMBER\u003cbr\u003eIS THE SUN INHABITED?\u003cbr\u003eSUNDAY IT HEADS THE LIST\u003cbr\u003eSEPTEMBER\u003cbr\u003eSIMPLE HOUSEHOLD RECIPES FOR VEGETARIANS\u003cbr\u003eNUT CUTLET\u003cbr\u003eI MITATION POTTED HARE\u003cbr\u003eSTEWED RUBBER PLANT\u003cbr\u003eHEALTH HINTS\u003cbr\u003eSEPTEMBER\u003cbr\u003eLITTLE STUDIES IN NATURAL HISTORY\u003cbr\u003eSEPTEMBER\u003cbr\u003eRARE RECIPES\u003cbr\u003eFRIDAY\u003cbr\u003eOCTOBER\u003cbr\u003eYOU NEVER CAN TELL\u003cbr\u003eOCTOBER\u003cbr\u003eHELPFUL HINT FOR OCTOBER\u003cbr\u003eOCTOBER\u003cbr\u003eTO THE GODDESS ON THE DOLLAR\u003cbr\u003eOCTOBER\u003cbr\u003eRECIPE FOR MAKING PUMPKIN PIE\u003cbr\u003eOCTOBER\u003cbr\u003eHELPFUL HINT FOR NOVEMBER\u003cbr\u003eHOW TO GET RID OF THE GYPSY MOTH\u003cbr\u003eNOVEMBER\u003cbr\u003eFAMILY TREES\u003cbr\u003eNOVEMBER\u003cbr\u003eFORECAST FOR NOVEMBER\u003cbr\u003eTHURSDAY\u003cbr\u003eNOVEMBER\u003cbr\u003eHOW TO VIEW AN ECLIPSE\u003cbr\u003eNOVEMBER\u003cbr\u003eHELPFUL HINT FOR DECEMBER\u003cbr\u003eDECEMBER\u003cbr\u003eFARMING IN ALASKA\u003cbr\u003eDECEMBER\u003cbr\u003eTHE PUBLISHER’S COZY CORNER CHAT\u003cbr\u003eDECEMBER\u003cbr\u003eADVICE TO PARENTS\u003cbr\u003eMONDAY\u003cbr\u003eDECEMBER\u003cbr\u003eANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS\u003cbr\u003eRECENT INVENTIONS\u003cbr\u003eDECEMBER\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003eGreeting\u003cbr\u003eTime was, is, and will be. Almanacks\u003cbr\u003ehave come and Almanacks\u003cbr\u003ehave gone. But Time has survived.\u003cbr\u003eOnly the Foolish Almanack\u003cbr\u003ehas been equal to the pleasant\u003cbr\u003eTask of Killing it.\u003cbr\u003eWe offer the Book as our Defense.\u003cbr\u003eTHE PUBLISHERS.","brand":"Denise Henry","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47083851219184,"sku":"2940014688727","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940014688727","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}