{"product_id":"2940014697873","title":"FIFTY SHADES OF TWILIGHT","description":"A humorous take on \"50 Shades of Grey,\" \"Twilight,\" kinky elevator rides, rainy Nicholas Sparks naughty canoes, and a clumsy love-starved -- and slightly pervy -- gal named \"Bellastasia.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd spanking. Heavy on the spanking.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e(7000 words\/short humor)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- - - - - - - - - - - - - -\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e(And now, a naughty excerpt...!)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHe spanks me -- hard.\u003cbr\u003eI slap him.\u003cbr\u003eHe slaps me back.\u003cbr\u003eWe pinch each other.\u003cbr\u003eHe says \"nyuck nyuk nyuk.\"\u003cbr\u003eI say, \"Why I oughta--!\"\u003cbr\u003eThen I hit him in the head with a wrench.\u003cbr\u003eThen, we cover each other in rose petals. Then strawberries. And then we spend some time making pottery, like they did in \"Ghost.\" Then we smack each other in the head with our pots.\u003cbr\u003eThat's just how we roll.\u003cbr\u003eMy name is Bellastasia.\u003cbr\u003eI'm a real perv.\u003cbr\u003eOr just really, really, reaaallly lonely.\u003cbr\u003eDon't believe me? Just ask my cats. I have about a hundred of them. And--\u003cbr\u003eAnyway, back to the spanking.","brand":"Coolcool Pub","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47177192669424,"sku":"2940014697873","price":0.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940014697873_p0.jpg?v=1763613870","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940014697873","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}