{"product_id":"2940014890908","title":"April's Lady: A Fiction and Literature, Romance Classic By Margaret Wolfe Hungerford! AAA+++","description":"Excerpt:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Oh! That's nothing!\" says Joyce airily, turning her dark eyes, that are lovelier, if possible, than her sister's, upon the sturdy child who is sitting at his father's right hand. \"Tommy, we all know, is much older than his mother. Much more advanced; more learned in the wisdom of this world; aren't you, Tommy?\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut Tommy, at this present moment, is deaf to the charms of conversation, his young mind being nobly bent on proving to his sister (a priceless treasure of six) that the salt-cellar planted between them belongs not to her, but to him! This sounds reasonable, but the difficulty lies in making Mabel believe it. There comes the pause eloquent at last, and then, I regret to say, the free fight!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt might perhaps have been even freer, but for the swift intervention of the paternal relative, who, swooping down upon the two belligerents with a promptitude worthy of all praise, seizes upon his daughter, and in spite of her kicks, which are noble, removes her to the seat on his left hand.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThus separated hope springs within the breasts of the lookers-on that peace may soon be restored; and indeed, after a sob or two from Mabel, and a few passes of the most reprehensible sort from Tommy (entirely of the facial order), a great calm falls upon the breakfast-room.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"When I was your age, Tommy,\" says Mr. Monkton addressing his son, and striving to be all that the orthodox parent ought to be, \"I should have been soundly whipped if I had behaved to my sister as you have just now behaved to yours!\"\u003cbr\u003e\"You haven't a sister,\" says Tommy, after which the argument falls flat. It is true, Mr. Monkton is innocent of a sister, but how did the little demon remember that so apropos.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Nevertheless,\" said Mr. Monkton, \"if I had had a sister, I know I should not have been unkind to her.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Then she'd have been unkind to you,\" says Tommy, who is evidently not afraid to enter upon a discussion of the rights and wrongs of mankind with his paternal relative. \"Look at Mabel! And I don't care what she says,\" with a vindictive glance at the angelic featured Mabel, who glares back at him with infinite promise of a future settlement of all their disputes in her ethereal eyes. \"'Twas my salt-cellar, not hers!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Ladies first--pleasure afterwards,\" says his father somewhat idly.","brand":"BDP","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47070802411760,"sku":"2940014890908","price":1.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940014890908_p0.jpg?v=1763616925","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940014890908","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}