{"product_id":"2940014945585","title":"Nuggetology, A Poetry in Haiku; or Nuggets are Great!","description":"Do you love nuggets? Do you think they deserve at least as much credit as other meal time options, like the bland, boring sandwich or over-hyped hamburger? Then this collection of finger-licking Haiku is for you!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn this deliciously epic collection of nugget poetries, “Nuggetology, A Poetry in Haiku; or Nuggets are Great!,” underground researcher and nugget evangelist Angello Wellson-Noble dives deep into the bottomless bucket of nugget euphoria that fills -- nay, consumes! -- him, to deliver unto the world the long-awaited, and even longer-overdue, ode to these magically-munchable, deeply-friedable chicken biteables.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEqual parts love letter to nuggets and call-to-arms for each and every one of the world's billion-plus nugget lovers, \"Nuggetology, A Poetry in Haiku; or Nuggets are Great!\" brings you only the hardest hitting of facts; the softest, tenderest caressing of enchantments; and the fullest and gloriest of glories that are made flesh through nuggets. Amen.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTuck in, dear reader, and clean your plate (or fast food eatery tray).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFINISH YOUR NUGGETS!!!","brand":"Masquerade Your Posterior","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47173261656304,"sku":"2940014945585","price":0.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940014945585_p0.jpg?v=1763617903","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940014945585","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}