{"product_id":"2940014971003","title":"One Dead Dean - A Carl Burns Mystery","description":"\"I can just imagine the questions in history,\" Fox said.  \"Who was our first of it, maybe the second one's too hard. But you get the idea!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Yeah,\" Burns said. \"I get the idea.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHartley Gorman College, in Pecan City, Texas, is hardly a bastion of serious scholarship. The little Baptist school is more interested in shielding its students from the evil influence of The World, The Flesh, and The Devil than in turning out future Nobelists. But its staff, by and large, is worthy of a more demanding institution; they are victims of a glutted market in Ph.D.s and they do the best they can. So it is they who are most upset at Dean Elmore's \"secret plan\" to award credit hours for \"undirected study\" by \"independent scholars\"—in plain words, to turn the school into a diploma mill.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhich may be why Dean Elmore, shortly after unveiling his plan, is found bludgeoned to death at his desk. It is certainly why, at his funeral, there is not a wet eye in the house.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOr so observes Carl Burns, Hartley Gorman professor of English literature, through whose eyes we see both the crime and the larger picture of this wacky denominational Texas school.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThose readers familiar with Bill Crider's books about Sheriff Dan Rhodes of Blacklin County, Texas, knows how wryly witty this author can be; here the humor is revved up a few notches, and the resulting account of Elmore's murder, Sheriff \"Boss\" Napier's investigation, Bums's well-meant meddling, and the people and doings at Hartley Gorman are the exactly-right mix of realism and wackiness to make the book a delight as well as a suspenseful mystery.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFIND MORE OF BILL CRIDER'S BOOKS IN DIGITAL FROM CROSSROAD PRESS, including more Truman Smith mysteries, the Short Story collection The Nighttime is the Right Time, Westerns, and his long out of print horror novels under the name Jack MacLane. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCrossroad Press is happy to present mysteries from a number of prolific and talented authors, including Joe Lansdale, Neal Barrett Jr., Bill Pronzini, John Lutz, Tom Piccirilli, Ed Lynskey, David Niall Wilson, and more. Search these authors by name, or simply search CROSSROAD PRESS in the digital store of your choice for more titles.","brand":"Crossroad Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47146210951408,"sku":"2940014971003","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940014971003_p0.jpg?v=1763617892","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940014971003","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}