{"product_id":"2940015518573","title":"The Graduation Present Bundle","description":"The Graduation Present\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGraduation is a tough day for everyone, what with the standing around all day in the heat wearing a mylar bag, the awkward shuffling, the hat tossing. It's even worse when your own father doesn't bother to show up. A great present goes a long way, though, especially from stepmom...\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Graduation Present II\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGraduation is a tough day for everyone, what with the standing around all day in the heat wearing a mylar bag, the awkward shuffling, the hat tossing. It's even worse when your own father doesn't bother to show up. A great present goes a long way, though, especially from stepmom...\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Graduation Present III\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhen it’s the third time, the whole Pomp and Circumstance routine is boring. It needs something to spice it up, like taking your stepmother into the balcony above the ceremony and eating her out while she tries to keep from making too much noise, or a quick drive home to tear her clothes off in the living room and taking her right there. Sometimes, the best present is the one that comes early…\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e…and often.","brand":"Nonius","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47146286907632,"sku":"2940015518573","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940015518573_p0.jpg?v=1763620821","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940015518573","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}