{"product_id":"2940015683417","title":"The Armpit of Doom: Funny Poems for Kids","description":"Kids love Kenn Nesbitt's hilarious poetry! With their rollicking rhythms, playful rhymes, and mischievous twists, kids can't stop reading these poems.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Armpit of Doom includes seventy new poems about crazy characters, funny families, peculiar pets, comical creatures, and much, much more.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eReviews\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eKenn Nesbitt wrote a book of poems\u003cbr\u003eA funny one I think.\u003cbr\u003eAnd though it’s colored black and white\u003cbr\u003eWatch it tickle you PINK!\u003cbr\u003e(Douglas Florian, author and illustrator of Comets, Stars, the Moon, and Mars: Space Poems and Paintings)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eKenn Nesbitt's brain is the clown car of children's poetry. I don't know how they all fit in there, but they keep tumbling out, one after another, each one funnier than the one before it. (Eric Ode, poet and songwriter. Author of When You're a Pirate Dog and Other Pirate Poems)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDespite the many warnings (\"Please Don't Read This Poem!\") kids cannot escape the odorous allure of Nesbitt's THE ARM PIT OF DOOM! No problem. They won't want to! Instead they will find \"There's only one solution. Here's what you'll have to do: Tell all your friends and family they shouldn't read it too!\" (Charles Ghigna, AKA \"Father Goose,\" author of Score! 50 Poems to Motivate and Inspire)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhat makes this collection most special are the contemporary details sprinkled throughout (the iPod, XBox, and Kindle, Red Bull, J.K. Rowling, scrunchies, computer woes). Kids will really love the clever nonsense in poems like \"On the Thirty-Third of Januaugust\" and \"It's Fun to Leave the Spaces Out.\" Teachers, beware: theirsentencesmightlooklikethisforafewdaysafterreadingthisbook!\" (Janet Wong, author of You Have to Write)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFans of Kenn Nesbitt will gobble up this new offering, which combines his infallible command of rhyme scheme with the hilarious--yet oddly contemplative--wisdom of a child pondering the world.\u003cbr\u003e(Joyce Sidman, author of Swirl by Swirl: Spirals in Nature)","brand":"Purple Room Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47147839357168,"sku":"2940015683417","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940015683417_p0.jpg?v=1772800147","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940015683417","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}