{"product_id":"2940015743876","title":"Here's MICHAEL: Book I","description":"Preview Michael is the main character in the book. He was born and grew up west of the Missouri River where it flows southward. He is of baby boomer age. He is a fictional character, as are all characters in the book. The book is about Michael’s adventures. The book includes adventure, mystery, road trips, romance, humor, music, fun and excitement. The author is 70 years older at this writing than the picture on the back cover of the book Excerpts “The shooter is not in the house. Here seconds ago. He disappeared.” “Michael, your white hair makes you look more distinguished and debonair, if that’s even remotely possible.” “They’re running around the restaurant like a merry-go-round on steroids.” “Well sir, it’s time to dress the mules.” “The special division gave the four men working the case tracking devices to wear in the heels of their shoes.” “Oh Michael, you always make such a big production out of everything.” “Do you suspect she likes to dress in leather and crack a big whip?” “Ride-‘em cowgirl. Girl power. That’ll teach you to come in here and call us names and threaten us. If you ever get out you better spread the word. Don’t mess with BahBeSox!” “Jennifer, the kids like our band, the BahBeSox Boppers.” “No, you day old meadow muffin. I have him first. You give that man to me now, you foul cowplop.” “It only took two free soft drinks from the soda fountain and a dance partner passed back and forth between the two women. Me.” “I just told you, Michael. My name is Hershall Dammitt, the man said. “There you go again. I’m asking your name and you’re angry.” “Oh, look. A cow. One of those Angus things.” “Security, there’s a fight. Three ladies are fighting on the floor in front of slot machine number four.” “He sure knows how to put on a show!” “Can you meet me at my office? Pack a bag. I think we need to go to the coast and find Frank’s sailboat, Michael.” “It’s different than playing a horn or running a club.” “Look out. Michael’s on the case.”","brand":"Dog Ear Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47080856387824,"sku":"2940015743876","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940015743876_p0.jpg?v=1763623598","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940015743876","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}