{"product_id":"2940015812626","title":"Snowman's Chance in Hell","description":"Welcome to the icy land of Drift, where flesh falls from the sky like snow, and snow-people build men of meat the way we build snowmen. Champion meat-man builder Wink creates a masterpiece that comes to life like Frosty the Snowman made of meat. But instead of frolicking through the streets like Frosty, this magical newborn meat-man calls himself Hurt and proceeds to live up to his name. Armed with blazing fire, the ultimate weapon in a land of ice and snow, Hurt launches a murderous rampage that only Wink can stop. If Wink can build a meat-wife for Hurt, the meat-man says the carnage will end. But will Hurt keep his promise? Can Wink save his endangered world? Or will snowmen and meat-people alike fall before the fury of another deadly menace, the winter-time monstrosity known as Squall? Don't miss this surprising tale by award-winning writer Robert Jeschonek, a master of unique and unexpected fantasy that really packs a punch.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eContents\u003cbr\u003eShort story plus novel preview","brand":"Pie Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47084566446320,"sku":"2940015812626","price":0.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940015812626_p0.jpg?v=1763950001","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940015812626","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}