{"product_id":"2940015899122","title":"Don't Mess with the Dead","description":"Karen and her friends Jimmy, Doug and David were avid ghost hunters in their town. They were always excited to find a new location that no other ghost hunters had explored.  As Karen and her friends were driving around after midnight on a windy night bored of not being able to find a new location, they were about to give up and David said, \"Stop! Doug replied, \"You scared the crap out of me. I almost ran the car off the road.\"\u003cbr\u003e\"Sorry, but I just remembered when I was just a little boy, I used to walk down this old dirt road with my best friend Tommy, and we used to read the writings on the tombstones. Tommy told me that a family of Witches were buried in this unmarked cemetery. Of course, I had nightmares quite frequently that the family of Witches would come out of their graves and kill me someday. But when I got a little older, my friend Tommy told me he made the story up just to scare me since I was so much younger than he was. He knew I was a scaredy cat and would probably have nightmares. Boy was he right, I had so many nightmares about that cemetery that I wouldn't step foot on that dirt road if you gave me a million dollars. Now that I'm so much older now and not afraid of any ghosts, I think it would be pretty cool to check out the cemetery I was so afraid of so long ago,\" explained David.","brand":"Drac Von Stoller","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47165885382896,"sku":"2940015899122","price":0.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940015899122_p0.jpg?v=1763950330","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940015899122","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}