{"product_id":"2940016313542","title":"Casey's Mighty Bat","description":"An erotic poem telling the tale of Debra Kay, a woman cursed to remain a virgin unless she can find an impossibly well-endowed man. When such a man arrives in Chrystal Heights, Debra realizes he is the one to break her curse. Unfortunately, he's the victim of a curse as well...he can be with only one woman ever. Every girl in Chrystal Heights is angling to be that woman. Debra will have to go to unforeseen lengths if she is to be the one. Can Debra be that woman?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis 3,000 word poem is for adults only and has elements of magic, bimbification, breast enlargement, orientation change, oral and multiple partners.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eExcerpt:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThen her ears did hear tales told that mighty Casey was in town,\u003cbr\u003eWho carried with him in his pants a package of great renown.\u003cbr\u003eHe had a wondrous penis, perhaps the largest in the world,\u003cbr\u003eBut he too was cursed from birth; he could only do one girl.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCasey came to Chrystal Heights with a plan both bold and daring;\u003cbr\u003eEach girl would have to show him why his bat he should be baring.\u003cbr\u003eDebra had to get to Casey - see him first as sure as hell,\u003cbr\u003eBecause if he got drunk and screwed some slut, she'd be s.o.l.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut Beth preceded Debra; she had the biggest boobs of all,\u003cbr\u003eAnd Paige, said urban legend, could suck a golf ball through a straw.\u003cbr\u003eThe competition from these two made Debra's head ache plenty;\u003cbr\u003eBecause if she didn't plan well, then her flower would stay empty.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFive thousand plans considered because the ideas made her perk;\u003cbr\u003eFive thousand plans discarded because they simply wouldn't work.\u003cbr\u003eThen Debra conceived a worthwhile plot; one which was quite deft;\u003cbr\u003eIf she played her cards just right, she'd be the only one left.","brand":"Chrystal Wynd","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47101377970416,"sku":"2940016313542","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940016313542_p0.jpg?v=1763632829","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940016313542","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}