{"product_id":"2940016374604","title":"Dear Jane","description":"Dear Jane,\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI am so sorry to have to tell you but our marriage is finally and really over and I never thought that I would ever say this to you but shit just happen sometimes. I guess it all began when I realized just how nasty a skank you really was.  Don't you be a lookin' for me 'cause I won't be there when you finally get released from county.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHold on and be prepared to be grossed out.  I. M. Telling has been at it again with the final farewell from a woman's husband in this Redneck satire.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eContent Warning: This story is intended for mature readers who will not be offended by graphic depictions of sex acts between consenting adults.","brand":"Late Night Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47146675273968,"sku":"2940016374604","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940016374604_p0.jpg?v=1763634962","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940016374604","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}